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Aug 28·edited Aug 28Liked by Rebecca Schoenkopf, Martini Glambassador

I'm just glad that I bought robot insurance from Old Glory Insurance Co., because they are coming for us.

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Aug 28Liked by Martini Glambassador

A fine, feathered mosh.

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Yes I said yes I will yes

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Aug 28Liked by Martini Glambassador

I feel compelled to share this, not sure why:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Snoz8Ds6trU

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Yeah I heard about it!

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Twinsies gotta TWIN!

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Aug 28Liked by Martini Glambassador

Thank you so much for the *birb* gif, MG!

We in the avian kingdom appreciate it.

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And an extra handful of seed for you!

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Aug 28Liked by Martini Glambassador

Aww, a thanx.

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Aug 28Liked by Martini Glambassador

"Shakin All Over" (Johnny Kidd & The Pirates)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n327ncoU_ZU

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Aug 28Liked by Martini Glambassador

I know what kinda birb that is. It's a...

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Mocking Birb!

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Aug 28Liked by Martini Glambassador

Rocking out birb!

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Aug 28Liked by Martini Glambassador

A birbs gif day is always a great day.

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Indeed, it is :)

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Aug 28Liked by Martini Glambassador

you will be shocked to learn that I am precisely that annoying asshole who sees the wind up chicks at the store every easter and cannot help but wind it up just enough to do a few cute hops.

Like every time I hit the counter.

At least I no longer press the "press here" buttons on everything. This is progress

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Aug 28Liked by Martini Glambassador

But, I mean, it even says ‘press here’...

I was only following orders.

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Aug 28Liked by Martini Glambassador

Right? I mean, WHERE tf are you supposed to press, if you don't press HERE?? Jeez.

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I have found that investigating one's "press where?" options by just pressing randomly is frowned upon.

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Aug 28Liked by Martini Glambassador

One year, around Christmas, they were selling some,if I remember correctly, guitar playing Elmos. A friend and I set off an entire display rack of them.

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Aug 28Liked by Martini Glambassador

snicker

that is mean XD come sit next to me

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Mine is taped over because it doesn’t work, and it’s inbetween the screen door and the door, and there’s a sign that says “please knock.” If someone tries to push the button after all that, they deserve to not have anyone answer the door.

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Who rang that bell? Can't you read the notice? It's plain as the nose on your face!

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Then all the kids in the neighborhood would be jabbing it.

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5-minute epoxy would make quick work of it.

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I switched from PayPal to CC just now! No more "Upgrade to paid" because PayPal. I also bumped up my contribution, thanks Rebecca and the entire team! This place IS my safe space!

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𝘖𝘯 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘰𝘧!

I take every opportunity to espouse rule #3 to friends and family when I see them rinsing every spec of food off their dishes as they are loading their dishwasher: "So you like to wash your dishes before you wash your dishes."

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Tesla Cybertruck caught fire after hitting a fire hydrant in bizarre crash | Electrek

https://electrek.co/2024/08/28/tesla-cybertruck-caught-fire-hitting-fire-hydrant-bizarre-crash/

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WELL! I too contracted CORONA 19! My very own. Diagnosed 8/21/24. Went back to the DOC today and he says YOUR STILL ALIVE! So I can still go on WONKING!

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:singing: "Keep on wonking in the free world...!"~

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Sen. Elizabeth Warren Hopes Taylor Swift Endorses Kamala Harris | Teen Vogue

https://www.teenvogue.com/story/swifties-for-kamala-zoom-august

The Senator spoke to Teen Vogue in advance of a "Swifties for Kamala" Zoom that organizers say raised over $122,000

#SaveDemocracyVoteBlue #StopFascism #StopProject2025

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My father was known to remark that you could discern the mind of a man by how he loaded a dishwasher. It was always directed at me and the random way I loaded the dinner dishes. Tough love? I think he would appreciate modern dishwashers with their flexible dividers, high power but low flow water jets and the the miracle of modern washing pods.

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You know that meme about one person who loads the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect vs. another who loads the dishwasher like a raccoon on meth, right?

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Thanks for the linky thing to Liz's deep in the weeds podcast about Jack Smith's appeal from the dismissal by Judge Loose Cannon. Wonderful stuff.

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I think maybe Paxton is stealing Texas for Cruz, more likely. Ted's race being actually close to the bone.

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Appliance and Tractor Companies Lobby Against Giving the Military the Right to Repair

https://www.404media.co/appliance-and-tractor-companies-lobby-against-giving-the-military-the-right-to-repair/

#RightToRepair #PassSection828 #RightToOwn

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May your Covid be mild and quickly passing , my Queen....hugs and healing thoughts to you!

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Press Struggles To Explain How The GOP Killed A Popular Broadband Discount Program, Driving Millions Of Poor Americans Off The Internet | Techdirt

https://www.techdirt.com/2024/08/28/press-struggles-to-explain-how-the-gop-killed-a-popular-broadband-discount-program-driving-millions-of-poor-americans-off-the-internet/

#SaveACP #RenewACP #GOPKilledACP

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So Mr. Heelspur managed to strut around a bit so he can use the graves of real patriots for a photo op and his guys get upset someone thought it was not a nice thing to do. Fits with his pile of steel at the border that he stole money from the military budget to buy. The military kids didn't need support facilities... AAARRRGH!

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The fucking moron is having a full meltdown at the new superseding indictment.

https://x.com/ArtCandee/status/1828549086464671818

In an effort to resurrect a "dead" Witch Hunt in Washington, D.C., in an act of desperation, and in order to save face, the illegally appointed "Special Counsel" Deranged Jack Smith, has brought a ridiculous new Indictment against me, which has all the problems of the old Indictment, and should be dismissed IMMEDIATELY. His Florida Document Hoax Case has been completely dismissed. This is merely an attempt to INTERFERE WITH THE ELECTION, and distract the American People from the catastrophes Kamala Harris has inflicted on our Nation, like the Border Invasion, Migrant Crime, Rampant Inflation, the threat of World War Ill.

For them to do this immediately after our Supreme Court Victory on Immunity and more, is shocking. I've also been informed by my attorneys, that you're not even allowed to bring cases literally right before an Election - A direct assault on Democracy! This is an unprecedented abuse of the Criminal Justice System. The case has to do with "Conspiracy to Obstruct the 2020 Presidential Election," when they are the ones that did the obstructing of the Election, not me. They cheated on the Election, and they go after me for "cheating on the Election." Interestingly, this comes at the exact same time as Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook has admitted to concealing massive amounts of information, such as Hunter Biden's Laptop from Hell, which is a direct acknowledgment that the 2020 Presidential Election was MANIPULATED and RIGGED by the DOJ. What they are doing now is the single greatest sabotage of our Democracy in History.

This travesty is now on Comrade Kamala Harris, who is actively pushing it, rather than immediately calling for its dismissal, as should be done. This is for Third World Countries and Banana Republics, not for the U.S.A.! As Jack Smith knows, the whole case should be thrown out and dismissed on Presidential Immunity grounds, as already ruled unequivocally by the U.S. Supreme Court. Smith rewrote the exact same case in an effort to circumvent the Supreme Court Decision. The people of our Country will see what is happening with all of these corrupt lawsuits against me, and will REJECT them by giving me an overwhelming Victory on November 5th for President of the United States.

No Presidential Candidate, or Candidate for any Office, has ever had to put up with all of this Lawfare and Weaponization directly out of the Office of a Political Opponent. They've Weaponized local D.A.s and Attorney Generals, and anybody else that will listen, to Interfere with the upcoming 2024 Presidential Election - ® Never been done before. This is now Kamala's Weaponized System against her Political Opponent. All of these Scams will fail, just as Deranged Jack's Hoax in Florida has been fully dismissed, and we will win the Most Important Election in the History of our Country on November 5th. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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I wonder if the superseding indictment or his louder whining and crying and throwing a hissy fit is what has finally driven his stock to under $20/share ($19.62 at the moment, or $30 over what it should be).

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Did I read it or did I dream it that he is now selling his shares? He will not be able to stay away from twitter.

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He is not allowed to sell until Sept. 20

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I could have sworn I read that he was planning on selling at least some of his shares. Unless the board agrees to let him do it early, he still has to wait for September. So I expect to see it hit $0.000001/share on Monday, September 2nd, once everyone realizes he’s cashed out and there is even more nothing of value left.

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Oh. He's MAD mad.

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As someone pointed out elsewhere, that makes FIVE grand juries that have found probable evidence of Trump having committed felonies. Scores of citizens!

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Me thinks yer fucked!

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Cry harder you felon loser

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Some day, I hope soon, he will be ignored or at the very least stops talking...permanently.

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DJT stock continues its free fall, currently $19.95. What a shame.

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$19.62 currently, and looking good for under $19 tomorrow. Go, DJT! Probably the only thing you've gone down on.

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Aug 28Liked by Rebecca Schoenkopf

I took your advice when the whole subscription renewal thing took place and did nothing. My card was fine , I ignored the blaring messages and then just the other day it magically changed to "subscribed". Substack works in mysterious ways sometimes, I'm glad somebody has it figured out.

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