The world’s largest retailer for the world's largest customers, Wal-Mart, has decided to open four stores in the Nation’s Capital. For one (usually good) reason or another -- China, jobs, lead poisoning, the destruction of entire American towns -- people who have never had to suffer the fate of buying Wal-Mart boxes of corn-syrup Phat Clusterz or Hannah Montana jeggings still claim to despise these superstores. But there's another reason to hate Wal-Mart, according to the wise leaders of Washington: Poor people are so entranced by the aisles and aisles of shiny junk, they just can't stop themselves from shoplifting!
China and Wal-Mart <a href="http:\/\/www.google.com\/hostednews\/afp\/article\/ALeqM5jUcqst3ZW9cVVaQV7XKG3y8SYSIg" target="_blank">do have a special relationship</a>, don&#039;t they?
<strike>I am a thief I stole from Walmart</strike>
I am so poor due to the collapse of the American dream that I was forced to steal to survive while rich, fat motherfuckers became richer and fatter.
Fixed.
China and Wal-Mart <a href="http:\/\/www.google.com\/hostednews\/afp\/article\/ALeqM5jUcqst3ZW9cVVaQV7XKG3y8SYSIg" target="_blank">do have a special relationship</a>, don&#039;t they?
&quot;Steal a little and they put you in jail...steal a lot and they make you king&quot;
Well sure...wouldn&#039;t you?