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This is good news for people who camp at WalMart. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYz91NRoAuM">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Typical 'mañana' attitude.

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The Hand is currently engaged in masturbating each of the Waltons individually.

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They have laws in Mexico? I keep hearing that the Fox government surrendered to the drug cabals ages ago.

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Yet. As far as you know.

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The Invisible Hand won't work for free.

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To be fair, the kids are working for tips, so while Walmart isn't paying them, those kids still have access to the wealthy, generous people of Mexico who probably tip as much as a peso (about 7 cents) when they tip at all.

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The Walmart cartel is ruthless.

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That is one of the cute notes in the Times article - the general counsel of Wal-Mart International sent out a memo at one point reminding the Wal-Mart executives that, believe it or not, bribery actually was illegal in Mexico. Fortunately, they ignored her.

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No snark, as I just had a nice plate of migas, tortillas and some bourbon to take care of the hair of the dog as we say around here.

Walmart is about to enjoy the DOJ trans-vaginal probe called the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act (FCPA). FCPA is powerful in that it goes after the individual(s) who offered the bribe AND their employer. A lot of my clients require mandatory FCPA training as a condition of contracts that I engage in. It doesn't take much for a person or corporation to be charged and convicted of violating FCPA - it's a very well written law in my mind. And if they deducted the bribe (it happens a lot), the IRS gets to employ it's even larger trans-anal probe.

Which is why I shop at that French store based in Minnesota, Target (pronounced Tar-jae).

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