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fuflans's avatar

whoa whoa whoa i can get <i>milk</i> from home depot now???

fuck have i been???

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fuflans's avatar

i wish i could give you more points for that.

i forgot about that fucking masterpiece.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Isn't that Basil Marceaux?

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102415's avatar

Jesus.

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102415's avatar

I once did a film where they needed a baby and that is exactly where they went to find one.

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102415's avatar

Senator Vitter?

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102415's avatar

Dump that stock and buy Mcdonalds and Coke. Nice dividends. You are welcome! Lunch.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And Wal-Mart is happy to sell 'em the guns.

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The Quirk's avatar

As an EX Wal-Mart associate, I do a little jig over stories like this and anecdotes like yours. Good for you!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I’m sensing an opportunity to bundle your blood money idea with a Twilight movie and book promotion.

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WA Bishop's avatar

No one can afford barrels in this economy.

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jqheywood's avatar

<i>cedar cheese</i>

Oooh...splinters in the gums!

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jqheywood's avatar

<i>There's nine hundred million of them in the world today. You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.</i>

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chascates's avatar

Fortunately Walmart's business model is now based on the rest of the world and not the decaying broken nation of America.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Hey I got an idea. "Wal-Mart brand Milk. Now with 40% REAL MILK!"

Stuff will fly off the shelves.

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jqheywood's avatar

FTW!

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