Crap merchant Wal-Mart has watched shoppers flee its grim aisles in increasing numbers for the past two years -- seven straight quarters of declining sales. So what happened to this glorious monument of American Exceptionalism in the late 20th Century found on the honky-tonk mini-mall edge of every Nowhere Town, USA? Why did working/lower/starving class people stop cashing their paychecks in exchange for $24.99 Chinese DVD players and frozen slabs of factory-murdered meat? Oh right, the global financial collapse/Great Recession/End of the American Economic System of attacks on labor/redistribution of wealth to the richest 0.01%.
<i>There&#039;s nine hundred million of them in the world today. You&#039;d better learn to like them; that&#039;s what I say.</i>
whoa whoa whoa i can get <i>milk</i> from home depot now???
fuck have i been???
i wish i could give you more points for that.
i forgot about that fucking masterpiece.
Isn&#039;t that Basil Marceaux?
Jesus.
I once did a film where they needed a baby and that is exactly where they went to find one.
Senator Vitter?
Dump that stock and buy Mcdonalds and Coke. Nice dividends. You are welcome! Lunch.
And Wal-Mart is happy to sell &#039;em the guns.
As an EX Wal-Mart associate, I do a little jig over stories like this and anecdotes like yours. Good for you!
I&rsquo;m sensing an opportunity to bundle your blood money idea with a Twilight movie and book promotion.
No one can afford barrels in this economy.
<i>cedar cheese</i>
Oooh...splinters in the gums!
<i>There&#039;s nine hundred million of them in the world today. You&#039;d better learn to like them; that&#039;s what I say.</i>
Fortunately Walmart&#039;s business model is now based on the rest of the world and not the decaying broken nation of America.
Hey I got an idea. &quot;Wal-Mart brand Milk. Now with 40% REAL MILK!&quot;
Stuff will fly off the shelves.
FTW!