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fuflans's avatar

whoa whoa whoa i can get <i>milk</i> from home depot now???

fuck have i been???

fuflans's avatar

i wish i could give you more points for that.

i forgot about that fucking masterpiece.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Isn't that Basil Marceaux?

102415's avatar

I once did a film where they needed a baby and that is exactly where they went to find one.

102415's avatar

Dump that stock and buy Mcdonalds and Coke. Nice dividends. You are welcome! Lunch.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And Wal-Mart is happy to sell 'em the guns.

The Quirk's avatar

As an EX Wal-Mart associate, I do a little jig over stories like this and anecdotes like yours. Good for you!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I’m sensing an opportunity to bundle your blood money idea with a Twilight movie and book promotion.

WA Bishop's avatar

No one can afford barrels in this economy.

jqheywood's avatar

<i>cedar cheese</i>

Oooh...splinters in the gums!

jqheywood's avatar

<i>There's nine hundred million of them in the world today. You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.</i>

chascates's avatar

Fortunately Walmart's business model is now based on the rest of the world and not the decaying broken nation of America.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Hey I got an idea. "Wal-Mart brand Milk. Now with 40% REAL MILK!"

Stuff will fly off the shelves.