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Or call for a hearing to ask the bank executives how much interference in the People's business do they think $15,000 buys. Maybe ask them to draw up schematics of what bank donations of varying sizes should buy them in the Senate. Then cc everything to the 5 corporate justices at the SCOTUS.

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. . . and the fact that they are coordinating has that RICO smell to it.

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Wouldn't that be nice?

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oops . . . gotta read all the way down.

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i think you'll find that she is an iron fist . . . in a titanium glove.

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That would be a huge boost for Democrat's street cred. In votes, I'd bet, worth far more than the Ameros withheld.

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Preferably one with him showing off his deep throating appreciation of corndogs or some other phallic object.

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it's sad but Hillary Clinton is a hold-your-nose-and-vote candidate . . . Elizabeth Warren isn't a good presidential pick either, she does best right where she is (almost . . . chair of a couple of committees would be better).

what we need is Bernie Sanders (or someone like him) without all the "he can't possibly win" attached.

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Cept mockery is our finest attack advantage and it only hurts. Doesn't kill. While I have no doubt President Obama making just the right announcement from the Oval Office would cause the heart attacks & strokes of millions of Fox News viewers....well, on that note I'd take that trolling as a good start.

Contest: name that Presidential announcement.

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OK . . . fess up . . . how long did that take you to type between bouts of hysterical laughter?

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I wouldn't give the DSCC a wooden farthing, for fear it would wind up in an anti-Obama campaign ad. Now I might cut up my Citibank card in case they change their mind. And also because I'm headed for the casino and I have poor self-control.

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Transparency in government at its finest.

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A penis, maybe? We're way past metaphor.

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Two words: Sealy Posturepedic Savings.

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Lizzie has read and understood The Wealth of Nations. Unlike all the twits wearing Adam Smith ties.

Of course she'd win!

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Job creation!

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