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kmblue187's avatar

FBI file probably stashed in Mar a Largo b-room. Trump will give THAT WOMAN a pardon.

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kmblue187's avatar

"I'll sue you!"

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kmblue187's avatar

I'm a savin that SP episode forever!

Hope they do another one, it's so easy to make fun of Trump's facial expressions, which are always disgusting.

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Douglas Milliken's avatar

Henna Hitler's name will be purged, Maxwell will swear he isn't a child rapist and murderer, she'll be pardoned (and then have a DREADFUL accident), and it will become illegal to say so, before Labor Day.

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marydn's avatar

"Then he claimed the files were created by Democrats."

I'm sure someone here has pointed this out already but I want to make sure. If the Democrats had created the files to hurt TACO then why the fuck didn't THEY release them? Go ahead, TACO, explain that one with your "genius" brain.

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Lois B's avatar

Taco Trump @realDonaldTrump is a “pedophile” of underage girls. Release the EPSTEIN files.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. It's pervs and pedos all the way up and down. And I will never give a flying fuck or a flying duck, for that matter, what Putin's Girlfriend Tulsi has to say. She can go give Assad another blowjob if she's so inclined, or find a new dictator to whom to suck up.

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Ukraine/Haitian's avatar

I keep seeing that picture of trump and epstein, but whos the guy on the left?

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Are pedos eligible for the "Nobel"?

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kmblue187's avatar

Furriners will probably give Trump the Nobel, and my hair will catch on fire.

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Old Pal's avatar

JD conspiring with the Murdochs is something that is definitely happening and that should be speculated about incessantly in all media. That would spice up life in the West Wing even more.

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Dina's avatar

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it Tulsi who was booted off AF1 for awhile? If so, has she earned back her seat?

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Hank Napkin's avatar

One more thought. Since we know Sir knows the meaning of "skedaddle" he should in fact "skedaddle".

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I think he was the first to ever use that word.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Thank you for giving Sir the credit Sir deserves!

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"Funny business". Sir is really showing his age:

“They’re going to accuse me of some funny business,” Trump reportedly said recently in the Oval Office

Sir, nothing 'funny' about it.

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Dina's avatar

Also some really NOT funny business, too.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

What goes around and around…

But Trump was overheard complaining that ‘they’re going to f— me anyways.”

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Dina's avatar

Not exactly the lamentations of a completely innocent guy.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Sir does think of himself as eminently f*ckable. A 12 out of 10 many people are saying!

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Dina's avatar

Eewe. Stop using the word "fuckable" and that guy in the same sentence, lol!

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Sir’s wurds not mine. Never mine.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

The Defense submits the following commandment as understood by the defendant:

"After the Flood all Mans must have the Sex with the Minors to Duty-Hasten Ye Spreade of Blessed Humans" -- God

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Runfastandwin's avatar

Every day gets worse than the one before. At some point that dynamic has to reverse doesn't it?

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beb's avatar

I was reminded yesterday that while Epstein was into teen-age girls, Trump's kink was to have sex with the wives of the men he associated with. By cuckolding these men he could feel superior to them, What a creep.

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oscarphile's avatar

Carly Simon knew, decades ago:

"Well, you're where you should be all of the time

And when you're not you're with

Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend ... "

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Is he presidential yet?

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Ukraine/Haitian's avatar

2 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hank Napkin's avatar

President For of Life of TrumpCo™!

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