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malsperanza's avatar

<i>Cantor decided to just fuck it all and leave Congress, not even loving America or the Constitution enough to finish out his term, because</i> he never had the slightest interest in governing in the first place, as his record attests.

FIFY

malsperanza's avatar

They're not on the proscribed list in Leviticus.

Seagulls, OTOH...

malsperanza's avatar

Hopefully John Boehner.

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Although he came close to doing just that in 2008.

Lot_49's avatar

The debate on Civil Rights Act of 1964 began with HHH giving a two-and-a-half-hour speech. He used to bore the shit out of me, and Johnson seemed worse. But look at what they<i> did....</i>

bobbert's avatar

As long as you're in the neighborhood: Spiro Agnew.

bobbert's avatar

As a former student radical of the 60s, I'd like to point out that H3 was, in fact, a "real liberal" until he became Vice Prezzy. Then he kind of lost us, and himself.

bobbert's avatar

Well, keep it away from Moelis & Co. for sure.

bobbert's avatar

Where do you get the optimism powder? I could use some.

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Hahahahaha.

Why am I laughing?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

It pays to lose. Who knew?

diogenez's avatar

Steaks for everyone!

PubOption's avatar

Are rat dicks kosher?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Hey, you know who <i>else</i> quit office before the end of the term?