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malsperanza's avatar

<i>Cantor decided to just fuck it all and leave Congress, not even loving America or the Constitution enough to finish out his term, because</i> he never had the slightest interest in governing in the first place, as his record attests.

FIFY

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malsperanza's avatar

They're not on the proscribed list in Leviticus.

Seagulls, OTOH...

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malsperanza's avatar

All the upfists.

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malsperanza's avatar

Hopefully John Boehner.

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malsperanza's avatar

Although he came close to doing just that in 2008.

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Lot_49's avatar

The debate on Civil Rights Act of 1964 began with HHH giving a two-and-a-half-hour speech. He used to bore the shit out of me, and Johnson seemed worse. But look at what they<i> did....</i>

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bobbert's avatar

As long as you're in the neighborhood: Spiro Agnew.

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bobbert's avatar

As a former student radical of the 60s, I'd like to point out that H3 was, in fact, a "real liberal" until he became Vice Prezzy. Then he kind of lost us, and himself.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, keep it away from Moelis & Co. for sure.

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bobbert's avatar

Where do you get the optimism powder? I could use some.

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bobbert's avatar

Hahahahaha.

Why am I laughing?

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bobbert's avatar

How jewvinyl.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

It pays to lose. Who knew?

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diogenez's avatar

Steaks for everyone!

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PubOption's avatar

Are rat dicks kosher?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Hey, you know who <i>else</i> quit office before the end of the term?

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