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I am truly afraid my 'addictive personality' issues would rise with these tissues.

Oh cripes I don't believe I'm leaving that. WhooHoo! Bong on top of edibles...

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Only time I've been in one was one damn hot day in Pennsylvania. The fellow I was visiting fired up his model A and we hung out in the air conditioned WalMart for an hour or so. Then ate lunch at an air conditioned Burger King. -

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Making Change at Walmart? Is that them folks out front panhandling?

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I must disagree. The Pilgrims, who became the Puritans, have evolved into today's Congregational Church, one of the most liberal branches of modern Christianity. The witch-burning shocked the crazy out of us.

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I'm familiar with bidets. I was staying with a couple in Italy when I first was presented with the opportunity to use one and I had a dilemma. Like, how exactly does one use a bidet? What are the social rules for the bidet?

Since I was staying with them for several days, I just figured that as long as I didn't make a mess, it was cool.

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No disagreement at all. I'm from the South and have way too much fucking religious crazy in my family.

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One has to wonder.. okay, one doesn't HAVE to wonder whether that person may ot be a transgenered person undergoing transition, or just an old pothead ( or maybe a one-time child ADD patient ) suffering from a severe case of gynecomastia....

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Newfangled technology wipes.

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Gun stores and gun makers should come out in support of the transgender community, see them boycott then eh?

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I live in Kenya and lately there has been a move afoot to provide toilets for people. They reckon that people loose an hour a day or more just looking for a bush to squat behind. They have open defecation free zones here, too.

The other thing that people should be thankful for is toilet paper. Most people in the world don't really have any or it's not very nice.

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Those are the employees on their day off!

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Do the right thing to Wal-Mart means cheating their employees and customers and communities so they can make another thin cent in profit. Fucking Scrouge Fucking Mc Fucking Ducks they are.

PS I also use "see a man about a horse" as a euphemism for doing #2.

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Well, you tend to do the sensible thing and ship them to the Murkins and let them deal with it, after all they have the experience. So the Cumfarts and Hams don`t be bothering no good Aussies.

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But emily, where will I pee and poo? you simply are avoiding the question, young lady!

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Actually, "We have no policy because we see no problem" is not a bad way to respond to the knuckledraggers.

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