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One of these days someone's going to throw a string of firecrackers into a bunch of Open Carry Wankers, and it's gonna get ugly.

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Walmart supports the 2nd Amendment. The 1st, not so much.

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You've been watching Upotte!! (as referenced in the top photo).

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OTOH, this has got people talking about it, which is what you wanted.

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Article says it's a superhero themed promotion.

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You can tell it's a conspiracy from the suspicious lack of evidence.

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Ding dang dumb libels! It is clear that iffin' ever student was armed, they wouldn't be no mare school shootin's! Hell fire, iffin' some cray-cray libel wanted to black flag a shootin', those kids'd take care o' that varmint in a Bible-thumping second. Ding dang dumb libels!

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Yeah Upotte! was utterly unwatchable. I enjoyed the heck out of Strike Witches though.

Watched Girls Und Panzer and/or High School Division C3?EDIT: Sabagebu! is a delight!

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Walmart: We Have Learned Nothing From Columbine Nor Sandy Hook

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Of course he would like a nail gun. He was a carpenter.

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That's how the DEEPZ State works with the Build-a-burgers Illuminations.

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Ironically, finding a conspiracy from the suspicious lack of evidence is the plot of one of my favourite old science fiction stories, "What's The Name Of That Town?" by R. A. Lafferty. You can read it here:https://archive.org/stream/...

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Like, older than Methuselah. We still listen to FTP, tho.

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Girls Und Panzer was alright. I never watched the last 3 or 4 episodes for reasons I can't remember. IIRC the characters were dull and formulaic even by genre standards. Never seen High School Division C3. Definitely agree about Sabagebu!

Have you seen Brave Witches? I haven't got around to watching it yet.

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