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Why isn't there a BARF emoji? There so needs to be a BARF emoji rn...

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So, yeah, the fun part is that Lee Zeldin...the suppoosedly normal candidate...was at the same loon-run rally.

Giuliani rachets up the MAGA crazy but Zeldin slides along on it.

#NoGoodRepublicans...

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Who knew that Rudy wasn't the creepiest Giuliani.

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Just totally normal, repressed Republican shit about controlling the world because change is scary.

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I worked with a woman who had a daughter. One day, her husband said that, when the girl was old enough, he was going to have to break her in so she'd know how to satisfy her husband.

She divorced him like real fast.

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Well, he was a golf pro in the the previous administration.

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Some politicians are so dumb that they should never speak off the cuff.

Andrew Giuliani is so dumb he should just never speak.

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Sounded more like he scheduled chumps to come in and lose to Trump, whatever kinda "Pro" that makes him it doesn't have a lot to do with golf. Maybe the skill is transferable. Selling access is an old and honorable tradition in some cultures.

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Ask and ye shall receive…🤮

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too bloody right!

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I feel sorry for this baby girl just for having this total jackass as a father. You know it won't be easy for her because he's a bully through and through, although maybe she'll love him anyway because he's her dad. But I especially feel sorry for her if she ends up being trans or gay or anything else her idiot dad has decided she can't be.

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*Eternal retching*, in what culture is that even remotely acceptable?

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If he was just a tiny bit dumber, he couldn't.

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Holy fuckin' shit. I hope her first action after the divorce was final was calling the cops to let them know they might want to take a look at his porn collection, just in case.

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