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diogenez's avatar

Dune - teach them Dune. People will be ready when fresh water supplies are exhausted.

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diogenez's avatar

You mean in THIS country.

The GOP and Reagan CREATED the Mujahideen which became The Taliban (and bin Laden).

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Incoming Ham's avatar

You are going to have to break that down into smaller, simpler words.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

They are torn between murricans being smarter than ferners and making sure that we are a theonomist society as Jesus intended. I am afraid they are mutually exclusive.

Critical thinking does not a frightened, sheep-like and (thereby easily controllable) populace make.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I've got about 2 feet of snow in the ground here as well. The vernal equinox doesn't mark the beginning of Spring here, but rather the midpoint of winter.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

This Cram stuff is nothing new. Back when I was just an apprentice philosoph my class went on a field trip to the CramBooks* Institute.

*(Full name: The CramBooksThatTeachVerifiableKnowledge DownUnsuspectingSchoolChildren'sThroats Institute)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Nobody said it was comfortable.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The reason we even <i>have</i> public education is because we don't want the country saddled with ignorant fucknuts like Miller.

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Jared James's avatar

At least the God-Emperor will have his Fedaykin to maintain order in times of civil unrest.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Good start. May I suggest: "Unlike yer cunstituncy bitchez got teef"

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bobbert's avatar

Clams got legs!!!

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chascates's avatar

And in a few years the GOP will be throwing acid in the faces of girls trying to learn to read and write.

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PsycWench's avatar

<i>He said the teacher admitted to not believing in the scientific theory to his daughter but told her that the government forced him to teach the lesson</i>

Either the guy is totally lying out of his ass or Minnesota needs to seriously consider its science teach qualifications.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

To serve man

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so, in the next few years is what you're saying...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Pssst. It's deGrasse

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