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Dimwitted Choir Clamors for Preacher's Attention, Receives It, film at 11.

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<i>/FFS</i>

Particularly apt in this instance.

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I noticed that too. The person laying out the stars obviously used home-school math to calculate the star locations.

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Saying "show me..." only works 0.01% of the time. Those are acceptable odds.

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<i>I am here to say that their culture of permissiveness towards sexual activity is the real war on women.</i>

She gives the same speech to Mr. Hanaway every night.

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<i>"..to possess child pornography is a crime, why should that be a crime?’ Well, it should be a crime, and this is some of the difficult stuff I have to talk to you about.”</i>

Is she speaking at the Missouri chapter of NAMBLA? Because otherwise child pornography laws is not a difficult topic. (Though no one in the photo seems to be paying the slightest attention to her.)

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What's a Hanaway? About fourteen stone, I'd say.

(Sorry, I just couldn't resist the Henway connection).

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I would say she's yammering about reimplementing COPA, but that would imply she knows what she's talking about rather than just spewing random words.

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yup, all those libruls having out of wedlock childrens- like Brisdull...

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<strong>REGULATING CORPORATIONS</strong> = BAD!!!! <strong>REGULATING INDIVIDUAL MORALS</strong> = FUKK YEAH!!!

...so this dumpster muffin finds sexual acts between 2 consenting adults more pressing than, let's say a corporation dumping a tuck load of benzine straight into an aquifer?!

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The only thing us rational and mature people can do in this situation is name some vile and disgusting sex stuff after her. So what would a Hanaway involve?

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Polluting the natural environment for moniez is a rich tradition in the Show-Me state, starting with Monsanto, Malinkrodt Chemical, Times Beach, the Wood River refinery right across the river in Illinois, etc. So watch what you say, fella.

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I bet if you get a few wine coolers in her and she might actually smile or get pregnant.

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Is it just me, or do the stars on that US America flag look misproportioned?

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Missouri is the buckle on the Bible Belt, what with Assemblies of God in Springfield and some entity called Barnes Jewish Christian Hospital in St Louis, which by the way is also home to a Jesuit college/madrasssa and the Vatican's alternate off-site storage for all its Inquisition torture porn.

Some years back the prosecutors in St Louis city and county jointly decided for themselves that video rental stores shouldn't rent sexy-time videos, so they went and arrested a coupla kids working in those stores and that was the end of that. It's like democracy, only a bit different.

However, you coastal snobs would drool over the low, low prices of desirable housing in the leafy suburbs of St Louis or Kansas City, or for that matter doublewides on a half-acre in St Robert, MO, right outside the main gate of . <a href="https://www.google.com/maps... target="_blank">Fort Leonard Wood</a>.

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Hey look, those Elephants have SATAN STARS printed on them!

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