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That's a line of inquiry that needs examination.

It ain't Polack; there's too many vowels and not enough consonants (and it's not Mark)

I reckon it may be one o' them Southeastern Asian names

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Because nothing says "tough on healthcare" like backhanding a bobblehead.

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You know the whole "cowboy squint" bit only works if you don't look like a tenderfoot.

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That's nothing. You should have seen what he did to the teddy bear that tried to pass gun control.

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actually i would really like that bobblehead. mr. fuflans bought me a bobblehead obama from hawaii and my damn cats broke it.

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from wiki:

<i>Before being in the Nebraska State Legislature, he was a home improvement contractor.</i>

because of course.

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Wait, are we entirely sure the horse's head is facing <i>towards</i> the camera??

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