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Ikimizi's avatar

Gohmert, also, too.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

And that unpaid NPS rangers are preventing people from entering Yellowstone to feed the bears out of pure spite. Why does Obama hate bears?

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The Quirk's avatar

An understandable misspeaking-- he meant "No one has <i>helped fight</i> women more."

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Shypixel's avatar

He likes his women like he likes his coffee: silent and non-voting.

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

"Hey, I'm all for a woman to be a lady on the streets and assume the missionary position in the sheets."

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schmannity's avatar

Bush, Perry, Cruz, Abbott. Do not drink the Texas water.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

I keep waiting for all of these "ol' fashioned 'Mercian values" idiots to die off, but I'm losing patience.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

how did I know you'd be on this sub thread?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

“I’m proud to say there is nobody in the state of Texas who has done more to fight women than I have in the past decade.”

FIFY

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