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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

White people are individuals. Black people are a racial group.

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The Psy of Life's avatar

If only someone had warned us of this BEFORE the election.

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GaseousAnomaly's avatar

No way. Dipshit face is real, and repeatable. Face was unfortunately large, as I picked a random Cucker Tarlson image w/ the dipshit face without checking the size. You'll need to talk to the Illumilawyers beyond that. LOL.

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GaseousAnomaly's avatar

ALMOST could be...does nobody have an appreciation for a Goddamned metaphor anymore? Sheesh...LOL

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The Wanderer's avatar

I actually felt sorry for the rich assholes up there on the dais who had to suffer through Trump's "jokes." Then I set fire to my nipples (metaphorically) and felt better.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Was that the one where Manic Piano Asshat opened for them?

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Aside, but does Tucker not realize that screaming about white people for three points makes his fourth point rather moot?

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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

Just the idea of a "gluttonous slut" sent me running out into the snow. I'm very visual. It can be a real deficit.

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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

Yeah. I once did that too. I followed the instructions in the recipe really closely, too (I thought). Who knew the explosion would be so fierce?

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Yeah, before they went mainstream, I know, I know. The action figure set was pretty cool, though, according to what some people were saying.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Preach, brother. I glanced up at it on the gym TV while doing cardio and I could hear my frontal lobe neurons shrieking as they perished.

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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

He's unutterably stupid...and surrounds himself with the same. If he (and they) were smart we'd be in real danger.

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Christopher Story's avatar

Doublethink

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Asta's avatar

Wishful thinking?

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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

but are those tapes from a microwave? did he use tapps?

(yeah, I read the other stories. I know about that claim.)

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Now we're facing catastrophic failure writ large. 24 hour revolving clusterfuck!

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