If you get an invitation to a really fresh soiree in Marin County, CA, you will probably want to go, because Party! And what a cute invite, with the polka dots and everything, even though it is bring-your-own-sippy-cup to share, huh, that's weird.
Dear fucking idiots, give your kids their God-damned vaccines. What are you going to tell your child after you deliberately infect them with measles? Hey kid, sorry about the scarred eyeballs, sorry you ended up profoundly and completely deaf. Oh, and sorry about the encephalitis that left you brain damaged or the pneumonia that permanently ruined your cardiovascular system. Sorry about the SSPE that you may well contract when you get older- don't worry, it'll only suck until it kills you. At the very least, sorry about the three weeks of Hell I put you through in order to avoid about thirty minutes of discomfort from the shot. OTOH, if the measles kills them, you won't have to say sorry for anything- because they'll be dead. But hey, great party, amirite?
All snark off, you know what really makes me sad and mad at the same time? I'm willing to bet that a lot of these Marin County moms don't vaccinate not because they doubt vaccines work, but because well the other moms don't vaccinate and they might look down on you if you take your kids in for shots. They might even talk smack about you at the coffee/wine get-togethers and we can't have that.
Okay, can Homeland Security classify anti-vaxxers as terrorists now? I mean, they're intentionally going after our children with biological weapons, right?
Dear fucking idiots, give your kids their God-damned vaccines. What are you going to tell your child after you deliberately infect them with measles? Hey kid, sorry about the scarred eyeballs, sorry you ended up profoundly and completely deaf. Oh, and sorry about the encephalitis that left you brain damaged or the pneumonia that permanently ruined your cardiovascular system. Sorry about the SSPE that you may well contract when you get older- don't worry, it'll only suck until it kills you. At the very least, sorry about the three weeks of Hell I put you through in order to avoid about thirty minutes of discomfort from the shot. OTOH, if the measles kills them, you won't have to say sorry for anything- because they'll be dead. But hey, great party, amirite?
I <i>hate</i> when that happens.
He may think so, but disordered thinking of that sort is purely genetic.
Vaccines <i>may</i> cause male-pattern baldness, but the judgement that led him to chose that toupee? Again, genetic.
Leave it to Pox News.
Ain&#039;t no party like a measles party cause a measles party don&#039;t stop spreading.
Whatever happened to god old fashioned ogres? Also known as STD parties.
Will the measles party menu feature spotted dick? Asking for a friend.
All snark off, you know what really makes me sad and mad at the same time? I&#039;m willing to bet that a lot of these Marin County moms don&#039;t vaccinate not because they doubt vaccines work, but because well the other moms don&#039;t vaccinate and they might look down on you if you take your kids in for shots. They might even talk smack about you at the coffee/wine get-togethers and we can&#039;t have that.
Okay, can Homeland Security classify anti-vaxxers as terrorists now? I mean, they&#039;re intentionally going after our children with biological weapons, right?
Measles party downstairs; key-sles party upstairs!
They are touring with Volbeat in 2015! Good TImes!
Are there going to be ogress&#039; also there, too? Asking for a friend, natch. His name is Shrek.
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Ebola party at Chris Christie&#039;s tent, 10am Saturday. Be there!