Journalist/capricious motherfucker Bob Woodward needs an assistant. He's posted the longest want ad we've ever seen over at Journalism Jobs, which is kind of quaint. You will be Bob's right-hand man (or "woman")! You are there! It's all in the second-person, kind of like a Choose Your Own Adventure Book. Candidates need:
Wanted: Sycophant to the King of the Sycophants
Wanted: Sycophant to the King of the…
Wanted: Sycophant to the King of the Sycophants
Journalist/capricious motherfucker Bob Woodward needs an assistant. He's posted the longest want ad we've ever seen over at Journalism Jobs, which is kind of quaint. You will be Bob's right-hand man (or "woman")! You are there! It's all in the second-person, kind of like a Choose Your Own Adventure Book. Candidates need: