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Sy's avatar

What a dumb fuck to threaten the state of Maine, of all the states. Has this penis-head ever met a person from Maine? Or been to Maine? These are people who live on ice and wear boots year round. They invented the words ‘mighty’ and ‘stubborn’.

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Buzz Cleek's avatar

T RUMP = LOSER

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I thought that was we veterans!

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lunafaer (she/they)'s avatar

if folks stopped pretending they care about girls and women’s sport that would be awesome. nary a one of these highly concerned people actually follows women’s sport or has a personal stake in girls sports.

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Haliborn's avatar

Stay strong Maine. Don’t little that pos thugintimudate you or boss you around. Withhold your taxes going to the feds to support your schools and social programs if you have to.

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Tim Voigt's avatar

Governor Mills rocks. The quiet certainty of a tried and true woman of New England- quite like my grandma…

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Jacqueline Klein's avatar

Anyone from that administration calling her a petulant child apparently hasn’t met their bosses. President musk and his side kick trump.

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Tammy's avatar

Mainers do not play.

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Megan Macomber's avatar

Trump to Mills: "Suck my dick!"

Mills to Trump: "Nah. I brought scissors."

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

And a magnifier.

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willi0000000's avatar

"full-throated" . . . like t'RUMP when he's around putin?

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Richard Bober's avatar

Trump is such a whiny little bitch

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Thomas B.'s avatar

We need 49 more Janet Mills!

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

I love a carefully worded "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" from a competent Governor.

Especially when said Governor is a lawyer and knows the law inside and out.

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Hannah's avatar

Isn't he the dude that sells toilets for well endowed men, or do I have him confused with some other weirdo.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

It's another eastern European factory reject dildo: our man at NATO, Matthew Whittaker.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

This shit is hard enough on sarcastic dipshits like me. I cannot imagine how hard it is on the accomplished and educated professionals among us.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I like to think that Venn diagram is mainly a circle.

(Me: sarcastic special educator)

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Mills is the rill dill.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Leland Dudek, another mediocre white man who looks like a thumb.

I swear they order these imbeciles out of the Monkey Ward Catalogue.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Yes.

So. Much. Power. Balding.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Surely you mean Gauleiter Dudek, ja?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

He is just an empty Wessel for Trump's desires.

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