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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Sometimes those ponies are the only thing that gets me through the day.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

You have no idea. Try following Dok to one of those MLP blogs

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bobbert's avatar

From the heart.

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bobbert's avatar

It's accounting, dontcha know?

In this column, we've got lives saved. And, indeed, because W's commitments to AIDS relief,there's a pretty big number.

What J-Rube sort of overlooks is the corresponding column of lives prematurely wasted for no particular reason*. W scores a pretty big number here, as well.

What's the net? Who cares?

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diogenez's avatar

Reading a Jennifer Rubin column is more tedious than eating a pound of flour with a teaspoon.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"No one tops President George W. Bush when it comes to saving lives "

I just read an article on Cracked* about how there aren't any real edumacational shows around any more thanks to fucking TLC...then I read this. We truly are drowning in stupid, aren't we. Fucking Idiotcracy.

*You know times is fucked when you read a somewhat serious, better than usual researched, article on a humor website. Wait, what?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Using facts to challenge the Narrative? To the gulag with you!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Didn't they do something like that on that hard (s)hitting, news analysis show, Jackass?

Fuck you Idiotrcracy.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/youtu.be\/SNjoYuO0aSo\?t=9s" target="_blank">John Bolton, master of comedy.</a>

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TundraGrifter's avatar

If "WhipSnatch" was on purpose (and I think it was because of the capital "S") that's hilarious!

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Lot_49's avatar

Moar pleez!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

First thing George Bush did when he became President was put a picture of his wife on the one dollar bill.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

And remember - DC is Hollywood for ugly people!

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Lot_49's avatar

There were so many great moments in the 2011-12 Republican debates. That particular wardrobe malfunction was one of the greatest.

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Lot_49's avatar

Jennifer Rubin got through it all okay. That's all that matters.

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Lot_49's avatar

Locomotive-American LIBEL!

Such, such were the <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/imagepages\/2011\/01\/30\/30peretz-2.html" target="_blank">joys</a>...

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