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bobbert's avatar

Only if cmdr is actually RonaldReagan.

SterWonk's avatar

Thank you for your service. I've had the pleasure of working with several vets from various branches (USMC, USN, USCG), and they've all been good co-workers, and good people.

bobbert's avatar

I'll be borrowing stealing this one at some future time.

bobbert's avatar

Actually, I drew a pretty high lottery number in 1969. But by then I was already in the Air Force.

bobbert's avatar

Sure. Don't drink the water.

Putty's avatar

And Rosie O'Donnell was the mad lady who kept trying to kill Yossarian. (She'd already killed Trump.)

Putty's avatar

Pat Paulsen was more mature, and a hell of a lot funnier!

Putty's avatar

As I've said before, Trump is not a ginger ... his hair is the color of Tang! He's a Tang.

Putty's avatar

No, he stormed the beaches at the Hamptons, and complained about getting sand in his shoes (boots?).

Carpeperdiem's avatar

Hey, if bloggers can fight Al Qaeda/ISIS/Saddam/the French/insert enemy (imaginary or otherwise) here from their parents' basement, why can't the Donald do it from prep school. At least he learned to march and 'at.

Carpeperdiem's avatar

I was 6th grade king of the Spring Dance. Where is my scepter? Oh, and dancing girls...lots of dancing girls.

Bob@Bob.com's avatar

No, I ordered from Bernie's campaign.

doktorzoom's avatar

hahaha, Oh, OK -- I will let Rebecca know to stop looking for your order! (Our tees are much nicer than Bernie's official ones, though... and a portion of each shirt sale goes to an adorable babby!)

empf's avatar

My kid goes to a Jesuit prep school. Does that make him qualified to be Pope? That'll really change his career plans.

Marie Watkins Crocker's avatar

You're right, I apologize. But remember, only a ginger can call another ginger, "ginger."