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Only if cmdr is actually RonaldReagan.

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Thank you for your service. I've had the pleasure of working with several vets from various branches (USMC, USN, USCG), and they've all been good co-workers, and good people.

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Peewee Herman.

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I'll be borrowing stealing this one at some future time.

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Actually, I drew a pretty high lottery number in 1969. But by then I was already in the Air Force.

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Sure. Don't drink the water.

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And Rosie O'Donnell was the mad lady who kept trying to kill Yossarian. (She'd already killed Trump.)

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Pat Paulsen was more mature, and a hell of a lot funnier!

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As I've said before, Trump is not a ginger ... his hair is the color of Tang! He's a Tang.

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No, he stormed the beaches at the Hamptons, and complained about getting sand in his shoes (boots?).

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Hey, if bloggers can fight Al Qaeda/ISIS/Saddam/the French/insert enemy (imaginary or otherwise) here from their parents' basement, why can't the Donald do it from prep school. At least he learned to march and 'at.

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I was 6th grade king of the Spring Dance. Where is my scepter? Oh, and dancing girls...lots of dancing girls.

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No, I ordered from Bernie's campaign.

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hahaha, Oh, OK -- I will let Rebecca know to stop looking for your order! (Our tees are much nicer than Bernie's official ones, though... and a portion of each shirt sale goes to an adorable babby!)

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My kid goes to a Jesuit prep school. Does that make him qualified to be Pope? That'll really change his career plans.

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You're right, I apologize. But remember, only a ginger can call another ginger, "ginger."

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