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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Our combat mission in Afghanistan is over? Great; that's just ducky. After all the trouble I went to just to learn to spell "Kabul", and now I'll never get to use that skill.

schmannity's avatar

Sunday was VA Day? Is it too late for me to go to Times Square and kiss a nurse in an iconic photo?

schmannity's avatar

The "energy harvesting" turtle is a cute euphemism for underwater robot strip miner.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Just wondering... what has that "I LIKE TURTLES!!!" kid been up to?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Our long national nightmare is over!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>In all, California will add 930 new laws, most of which will go into effect Thursday.</i>

Thanks, Yterl and Oompa Loompa!

Ikimizi's avatar

When did Barry become a neocon? 'cuz that speech sounds like something from Bush/Cheney's speechwriters.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Good. Now maybe Aunt Mabel will stop crocheting those ugly Freedom Shawls.

chascates's avatar

The 13,000 'advisers' who will remain in Afghanistan beg to differ.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

i noticed your absence. Welcome back from Gitmo.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

My deadbeat brother-in-law enlisted and went to Vietnam. He enlisted because it was that or jail. Apparently robbing a liquor store is the act of a hero saint.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Victory in Afghanistan! Now we can concentrate on fighting religious zealots who are trying to take over some other country.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"purple heart"

I know the pill is purple, but I didn't know it turned your heart purple too.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The Obama Mission Accomplished picture will need a bigger codpiece.

chascates's avatar

Excellent article. Thanks for the link.