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They don't give a shit. Their posturing is purely partisan. What Trump and Biden do or not do is not relevant. With Biden in the White house they will criticize him and blame him for everything regardless of who caused it. Trump could have stabbed someone in the Oval office and they would blame Biden for the blood stain on the carpet.

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I'm a Yankees fan, and even I think he's great!

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Oh that's complex, innit? The Taliban are (and were, and probably ever will be) bastards. Our political stance through since Viet Nam has pretty much been "Our bastards are better than their bastards", but I can't say we've had much success with that. Still, I imagine that you pick your set of bastards and stick with them.

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Despite the centuries of practice you've had at it, I'm starting to think you guys aren't as good at war as you like to say you are.

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'Housed.'

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Legiterally?

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Cawthorpe can barely spell his name.

Did anyone ask the question, was TFG wrong to make this deal with the Taliban? Beuller? If not, I don't wanna hear it.

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He drinks. A lot.

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political remora tapeworm Senator Lindsey Graham...

Remoras are considerably more dignified that Lindsey Graham and actually hang on fish more formidable than dead senators and bloated orange TFGs.

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God, I am SO tired of all of the Republican hypocrisy regarding… well, everything, but specifically the Afghanistan withdrawal.

I do, however, appreciate the use of a Megas XLR clip as the header, though. That show was a criminally underrated laugh riot. Any show that has an episode where the main hero can’t save the city because his giant robot gets towed and he has to renew his license at the DMV to get it out(including a daydream where he unloads the full power of said robot on the DMV) is alright in my book.

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*barf emoji* Beltway press, Sunday blarpfests, all the petty little pundits; go fuck yourselves.

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I don't know why the MSM is whining - I'm pretty sure that extreme weather is going to keep them with clicks and eyeballs from here on out.

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Fuck Ted Cruz. Why didn't someone in that helicopter dangle him out the door so he could get a closer look?

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I'm sure Ted thinks that Pinochet did nothing wrong.

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He was totally shitfaced when he delivered his late-night/early morning "I'm out" speech on January 6 (or 7th, I forgot how late it was).....

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Yep, clearly.

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