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You can also get the whole thing for free on Audible.

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Poor little Fox snowflakes.

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Hello to all you wonderful folks at wonkette. Every article I read from you guys is brilliantly on point and encapsulates the raw emotions many of us have towards the situation at hand. I did notice though that you mentioned the illiterate not bothering to look up the Mueller report. I suggest on every article relating to trump and/ or Mueller have a giant banner with a link to the Mueller report pdf. One thing I have learned battling these people is that links go a long way.

Here's the report if anybody hasn't read it yet. https://www.google.com/url?...

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Let's start a petition to decertify the election of 2016! Let's 'find' laws to make it legal! Then they all hafta GTFOH, the administration and anybody they appointed. Won't happen, but it will get under Trumpelforeskin's skin like alien psychic shingles. What FUN!.

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He's got that unfortunate sort of smile that shows a half-acre of gums. Notatall a pretty sight.

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Oh crap, forgot to set the timer! ;)

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Trump supporters say that about the Clintons and all Democratic reps and former presidents.Both sides can't be right.I know where my money is.

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Trump DNA has zero sense of self awareness, as well as whatever genetic markers for determining others reactions to one’s behavior. So they interpret obvious expressions of disgust as envy. Expressions that normally express “don’t touch me”, as “grab my pussy in public.” It’s just a little family quirk. I

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Yer purty smart fr a decapod...

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Thanks, Evan, but I refuse to watch videos of Faux.

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Genetically anomalous. Could be.

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If you ever saw the BBC bio of Beatrix Potter, there was a montage of upper class social and physical disasters brought by the house to try and get Miss Bs mind off of her true love. They were one of the scariest group of British subjects Ihave ever seen. Eric tops a whole team of London’s central castings version of reprehensible British manhood.

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The whole Trump train should defs keep insulting Mueller.They should question his patriotism, his right wing bonafides and his integrity besides just all the other lies.They should go after Mueller's family and his way of life and then besmirch him even more right before he testifies.

That's the very best plan that I can think of.

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Are we still allowed to speak disparagingly regarding our dear leader and his family? That doesn't sound right. But, whatever. They are a bag of dicks. A really big bag of dicks. I mean, what are the odds that in any family on earth you can't find a single sane person?

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i often wondered how dumb you would have to be to not make the first team in the Trump household. Thanks for answering that for me Eric! And BTW you look like a pale toned lipstick with some hair stuck to it.

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