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"all-hands-on-dick"

you're fired. obviously in a good way

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"Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name in my notebook and contentedly set my watch. Sooner rather than later, he will be discovered down on his weary and well-worn old knees in some dreary motel or latrine, with an expired Visa card, having tried to pay well over the odds to be peed upon by some Apache transvestite."

- Christopher Hitchens (https://www.azquotes.com/quote/630902)

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Let us not forget that peep shows were popular places for good married heterosexual Christian men to have anonymous sexual funsies with other good married heterosexual Christian men.

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Story has it he brought pizza to the porn shop "for the fellas" (???) Was it a date?

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It always seems to me that the worst homophobes are the ones afraid of their own sexuality. I have no source nor datato back up that opinion, however.😜

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Ta, Evan. All hands on dick. This is why we love you.

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Hey, just look at that picture. I mean duh. He obviously was heading for the Christian mission next door, got confused and went in the porn place by accident.

Once a day for years on end. He's just that accident-prone.

(Not literally 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘦. They don't let you lie down in those booths, do they? And even if they did, who would want to?)

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When I left there for college the small and rather isolated North Carolina city that I lived in had seven regular bookstores (including two used paperback places) and seven "adult" bookstores with peep shows and stuff.

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You young punks have no idea how hard it was to get porn back in the day. We had to walk barefoot two miles through the snow, uphill both ways, to get to the Porn Palace and Dildo Emporium. Now you get all that online. With one hand yet. Spoiled brats.

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Was he also trolling for dick at the interstate rest stops? It would be irresponsible not to speculate!

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"They say sin is fun for a season." In the Immortal words of Billy Joel, "The sinners are much more fun."

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But of COURSE Dept.

𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐚 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐎𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐧

𝐶𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑡 𝐶𝑎𝑠𝑒𝑠 – 𝑅𝑒𝑝𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑝𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑙𝑦 ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑒

So far in 2022, more than 300 anti-LGBT bills have been proposed across 36 states – at least one third of which are directed at trans youth. This surge, especially in anti-trans legislation from Republicans, stands in stark contrast to a startling fact.

Republicans love transgender porn, A LOT.

With more than 4.7 Million transgender porn related Google searches each month (per Ahrefs.com), do Republicans represent those searching most? The answer seems to be a clear YES.

https://lawsuit.org/general-law/republicans-have-an-obsession-with-transgender-pornography/

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Would you look at that, us commie transgender-accepting Californians didn't even break the top 20! Same reason apps like Grindr blow up whenever the RNC or some other MAGA event is in town. It's always the people you most expect.

I was alerted to this old quote from Christopher Hitchens on a podcast that is so on point for this story and the SO MANY like it:

"Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name in my notebook and contentedly set my watch. Sooner rather than later, he will be discovered down on his weary and well-worn old knees in some dreary motel or latrine, with an expired Visa card, having tried to pay well over the odds to be peed upon by some Apache transvestite."

https://www.azquotes.com/quote/630902

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Ha. That quote is golden. Oh shit, NO pun intended.

I'mma file that one away too.

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I immediately found it and saved it. It really is too perfect.

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The more religious a place is the more porn it consumes. The USA leads the world in both Christian performance bullshit and every kind of sex act it is legal to film and market.

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The zero budget music video actually low-key slaps.

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I wouldn't trust a guy whose last name is "Money" but after all the skeevy things Robinson's wife has been accused of, news that Robinson used to be a porn dog seems to fit right in,

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I jumped right on that yesterday. Lol.

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I guess the "non-gay" section of the store was the one that didn't have any glory holes between the viewing booths. 𝘖𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵? The article didn't say.

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Totally skeevy. And ripping the GIRL SCOUTS? Dude ... that's low even for a Trump.

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