If not for known Islamic person Cat "Yusuf" Stevens singing a terrorist song about the desire for peace on Saturday, this picture would be the most offensive thing to come out of the Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert rally on the National Mall. Our beloved Wonkette operatives, Mr. & Mrs. Mumbletypeg, sent this wonderful photograph and
Then why did the Four Fathers feel it necessary to give us courts and judges, oh wise one? We have nine supreme court justices, always arguing and debating back and forth about what the rulebook says. Washington, Jefferson, Adams et al should have been as smart as you, then they would have written the Contstitution, and given us one Judge Of America to read it to us and tell us what to do. God, you're smart.
Hey di da dum dee dumb, Breitbart called. He found out you had his butt plug and were using it for your binky. He wants it back, and you better not have sucked it all out of shape LOL.
Yeah, well will you please come and pick up your dad? After I banged him he told me he didn't want to leave. But dude, your dad's so loose, I'm not even sure that I was the twentieth or thirtieth guy to plant the flag, if you catch my meaning. Your dad is hella clingy, dude.
The voting booths here at my local precinct afford me no privacy to masturbate. Without any curtains, they're more lectern than booth, which is why I've done my voting and masturbating from home since the last few election cycles.
but then, we thought about navigating crowds and the cta and travel times and secret service and thought better. so we watched it on our computers where there was liquor.
Why does Kevin always wait until a <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/428525\/marine-maniac-still-shooting-at-anything-around-dc-related-to-marines" target="_blank">thread&#039;s a few days old</a> before starting shit with everyone?
&quot;Just the head&quot; and &quot;spit don&#039;t swallow&quot;
Ozzy + bats are the holy grail of euphemisms
Then why did the Four Fathers feel it necessary to give us courts and judges, oh wise one? We have nine supreme court justices, always arguing and debating back and forth about what the rulebook says. Washington, Jefferson, Adams et al should have been as smart as you, then they would have written the Contstitution, and given us one Judge Of America to read it to us and tell us what to do. God, you&#039;re smart.
Ah, remember the PUMAs? Now <i>they</i> had class.
yeah!! trolls!!
oh wait. sorry. what i meant was:
this entire blog can be shipped to Afghanistan, no one has lost any
Is that last pic of Sally Draper? If it is, I bet her mom is PISSED.
Hey di da dum dee dumb, Breitbart called. He found out you had his butt plug and were using it for your binky. He wants it back, and you better not have sucked it all out of shape LOL.
Yeah, well will you please come and pick up your dad? After I banged him he told me he didn&#039;t want to leave. But dude, your dad&#039;s so loose, I&#039;m not even sure that I was the twentieth or thirtieth guy to plant the flag, if you catch my meaning. Your dad is hella clingy, dude.
And the above post from Kevin would be what is known as a &quot;non sequitur.&quot;
Translation: <i>Running with your herd</i>- being funny. <i>Being folded into your herd-think</i>- making sense.
I actually thought that was kind of funny.
You&#039;re not going to find too many Olbermann fans on this site.
Wishful thinking is you going away.
Good grief!
The voting booths here at my local precinct afford me no privacy to masturbate. Without any curtains, they&#039;re more lectern than booth, which is why I&#039;ve done my voting and masturbating from home since the last few election cycles.
we thought about it!
but then, we thought about navigating crowds and the cta and travel times and secret service and thought better. so we watched it on our computers where there was liquor.
it IS a drag getting old.
Why does Kevin always wait until a <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/428525\/marine-maniac-still-shooting-at-anything-around-dc-related-to-marines" target="_blank">thread&#039;s a few days old</a> before starting shit with everyone?
I have voicemails proving Pedobear was planted there by Alaska&#039;s CBS affiliate.