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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

Saw Mike and Joe with a sorta-cute other-babby in Nevada on the TV-NOOZ this a.m.Not nearly as adorable as the Wonkababby. Hoping Editrix and Consort decide to become stage-parents....

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

Awwwwwww! Want one! (not really, but it's awfully cute)

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

No shit! (re: hairy gun guy)I cringe when I see his pics - sort of the not-enough-eye-bleach-in-the-world category. On the other hand, way good for grossing out my friends. I have been asked if it's posed, or photoshopped (it's horrribly real, right?) I think people are skeered to death that it's an actual human, moving among us.

BetsyBleedingheart's avatar

My parents are full-time RVers and are also pretty racist. If I didn't know FOR A FACT that they were in Florida all of this week, I'd be convinced you had met my mother.

Who I love. A lot. She is generally considered to be an all-around delightful person, except for the part where she's glad my oldest brother-in-law isn't black, but merely Anglican.

eddi_TBH's avatar

there are domesticated skunks out there. Now they more likely to keep their scent glands because people know the skunk's behaviour better. They only fire if seriously threatened and only after a display. On the other hand ( :-) ) that little stinker won't have full control of the safety for a couple weeks. He could go off on a sneeze.

Zyxomma's avatar

I thought Trump's little crackers were the grandkids of his supporters.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Happiest baby ever, as well as being a sharp dresser.

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

And why you need to clean the 'heads'.

Scarlettishes's avatar

Time to ante up, ya cheap bastards. I did, you should too.

PUAAN's avatar

Before or after Red Lobster?

Zhu Bajie's avatar

Does anyone ever die naturally in Wingnutistan?

Zhu Bajie's avatar

Does Carlson visit the same "resorts" in Dominican Republic as Rush Limbaugh?

Zhu Bajie's avatar

They didn't agree in life; it's unlikely they will in death.

Zhu Bajie's avatar

Some Pentecostal prophet will channel Scalia's voice before you know it.

bookish's avatar

Toothpaste, camping, contraceptive cream not.