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asmallmacropod 🐨's avatar

Bahahaha! Drive that wedge!

‘China is the enemy’: Leaked Russian intelligence reveals Kremlin's actual view of Beijing; accuses it of espionage.

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Motherfucking two-bit Shitler.🤦🏼‍♂️To coin a phrase of Bugs to the Bunny: What a maroon. What a nin-cow-poop.

[Irony: On] All hail the Fourth Reich! Das Fourth Reich Über Alles! [Irony: Off]

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Will's avatar

Someone needs to start organizing pro-democracy soldiers etc. who will pledge to defend the constitution, not to attack or kill civilians, not obey unlawful orders, and stand up to coup attempts. Meanwhile, I'm going to DC and fulfill my fantasy of being the new Tank Man at that f-ing parade. (JKD, not quite ready to get squished to death, but I am ready to get arrested.)

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Yeah, go ahead, opt-out. Watch your career circle the drain. The military in my family can't stand this draft dodger.

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Resist's avatar

Those cadets shamed themselves and their families, shell Karma follow them and their families all the days of their lives

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Here's a fun bit of FAFO news.... local jackwagon threatens ICE protesters, mangles the English language in the process, gets arrested. The English language is currently recovering at the MAYO clinic.

https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2025/06/11/jso-arrests-man-accused-of-making-threats-against-protesters-on-social-media/

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Classic Florida Man

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displacedCTYankee's avatar

Drumpf, The Great One, is going to win bigly with his birthday parade because all of us -- you know who you are -- will at least surf by TV coverage of the big event, just out of curiosity. It won't matter how many spectators are there, or how many protesters. Drumpf will have his parade. And the military band members marching are the biggest ignorant assholes since 1930s Germany.

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Bobathonic's avatar

"Whar tabs?"

~Stroke1

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JCfromNC's avatar

theeeey'rrrrreee heeerrreee....

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Fog of Jen's avatar

2 seconds after the clock turned 7

pbuh

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

WHAR LI'L MARCO?

𝘖𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘢𝘭, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘐𝘴𝘳𝘢𝘦𝘭 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘉𝘊'𝘴 𝘜𝘚 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘊𝘉𝘚 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥.

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥, 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘜𝘚 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘲. 𝘜𝘚 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘧𝘧 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯 𝘐𝘴𝘳𝘢𝘦𝘭 𝘪𝘵𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧.

𝗨𝗦 𝘁𝗼 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗲𝘃𝗮𝗰𝘂𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗮𝘀𝘀𝘆 𝗶𝗻 𝗜𝗿𝗮𝗾 𝗮𝘀 𝗜𝗿𝗮𝗻 𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗲

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c629yk5z07vo

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Fog of Jen's avatar

ah. Advised to leave the region means it is on their dime, no?

Ya know, this current batch of nazis is some penny pinching fuckaducks

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Stulexington's avatar

Can't keep their mouths shut either.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

Big development in the state of American men: Oliver Anthony of "Rich Men North of Richmond" fame has released a divorce anthem about his ex-wife getting 50% of his money.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Didn't that song turn out to be a piss-take or am I not remembering?

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Nancy Naive's avatar

Yeah, the rural white minority rallied around it until they realized it could be a backhand.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

He claimed it was a Both Sides

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wobbly's avatar

Their money.

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JCfromNC's avatar

With all this talk about PAB thirsting for a chance to impose martial law, and ICE acting like they're invading Fallujah, it puts me in mind of this scene -- except I find it hard to believe that any of that crew of sewer clowns could plan ahead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6WDYpEewrI

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displacedCTYankee's avatar

That Pirates scene is horrible.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Well, it is meant to convey the brutality of the East India Company, grinding the people under their iron boot until they crack and one invokes the mystic song. If you didn't feel like it was horrible, I'd have to wonder about your humanity.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Oh for fuck's sake SFO, the new Terminal 2 Centurion Lounge doesn't open until June 15th? And the stupid Air Canada lounge doesn't serve booze until 11am? What poverton shit is this? Don't make me go to United.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

Is it “for fuck’s sake” or “ for fucks’ sake”? I mean is it all fucks in general or just a specific fuck? I’m writing my Congressman and I want it to sound professional.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I never could figure that out (I favor “fuck’s”) so I’m lazy and put no apostrophe at all.

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tek's avatar

"for fuckses's sake"

Or, in this case, "for Fukui's sake"

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

If the lounges aren't serving booze, I have to mingle with the hoi polloi in bars showing sports shows and FOX news.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

It seems to be more directed at a singular fuck than fucks in general, so I've always used "fuck's sake".

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JCfromNC's avatar

Might depend on how upset you are by what you're talking about.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝗛𝗛𝗦 𝗿𝗲𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝟰𝟱𝟬 𝗖𝗗𝗖 𝗲𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗼𝘆𝗲𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗔𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗹 𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗻𝗶𝘇𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻, 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗽𝗼𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗺

https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/11/health/hhs-cdc-employees-reinstated

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Fog of Jen's avatar

I hope all those good people got good jobs already and tell Bob Jr to go pound sand

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

It takes more skill to ride a unicycle than Kegsbreath possesses.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I'm a tad pissed off with my eye doctor. When I was in for my check-up last month, I swear his eyes lit up.when I told him my eyes seemed dry. So they did a dry eye test on Monday, and guess what? I should pay $1200 for some fancy new therapy, or try managing the symptoms with drops and an eye mask. Guess which one I'm doing?

I've considered switching drs in the past few years because they persist in using some god-awful air freshener scent in a medical office. This is pushing me closer. Oh, and they're always pissed off that I don't buy my glasses from them.

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displacedCTYankee's avatar

Try blinking. Cost? Zero!

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tek's avatar

I have a love/hate relationship with my eye doctor. He presents as a middle-aged ex-frat-boy, and at the first appointment of the day (which I always get) he looks like he hasn't had quite enough coffee.

But he seems pretty competent.

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FederalHillbilly's avatar

The dentists are the worst. Every trip there I have to fend of multiple request for some expensive cosmetic crap they're pushing.

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GlazedHaim's avatar

We now know how bad the Trump/Epstein stuff is, at least on a scale of 1 to occupy-LA-with-the-military

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