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cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

I just remember it from an old Kingston Trio album I had.

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RawrIhavePi's avatar

The court can request the DNA of an immediate relative in order to identify if they're related to the perpetrator, but it would not conclusively prove Trump is the rapist. Instead, it would provide further ammunition for a warrant for his DNA. Because it'll just show something like 25% similarity if Trump is indeed the rapist (typical overlap for non-identical siblings), but that could indicate someone else related could also be responsible (another sibling, a parent, a kid, etc.).

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яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

He should be sanctioned immediately for filing a bad-faith motion with no basis in law. $100,000 would be an appropriate amount.

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wmpmacm's avatar

Trump was a private citizen when he raped her. The US Government has no standing in the case. Barr needs to lose his license

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Regret's avatar

I'm on the fence here, on one side constantly talking about Ivanka is reminding one of Donald's victims of bad experiences. (Regardless of sexual activity, getting raised by Donald is victimizing on it's own.) On the other hand, Ivanka is a terrible person in her own right so I don't really care what happens to her.

Now that I've written it out I see there is only one conclusion. I agree with you sarafina, we should not remind Ivanka of her trauma by refering to it.

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sarafina's avatar

And no more hilarious INCEST jokes about Ivanka Trump.

INCEST fucking does. (SWIDT?)

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sarafina's avatar

Whenever someone posted prison rape jokes or nude Melania pix on here they got upvotes. So should prison rape jokes and nude Melania pix be a regular feature here, Mehmeisterjr?

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Wookie Monster's avatar

If your point is that the term incest applies, then I agree. I still stand by my point that child rape does not.

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sarafina's avatar

So incest is fine, in your opinion?

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Wookie Monster's avatar

No, I never said that. I'm just talking about what is the most accurate term to describe Trump's creepy behavior toward his adult daughter.

Try not to strawman people.

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ontheotherhand's avatar

Or slide it two inches sideways, each time, until it bumps up against the wall, and then starts to climb.

Or turn it around and bolt it down backwards. I shall slumber happily tonight, and dream that the stealth ninja plumbers are about their business.

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John Norris's avatar

The state court, I assume, is under no obligation to stop hearing the case and enforcing its subpoenas while the litigants argue the federal jurisdiction. Ms Carroll's lawyers should be able to do both and Impeached-45's state team and DOJ teams as well.

Also, I hope Ms Carroll's lawyers can go after Impeached-45's sister or child's DNA.

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Thank you. I’ll be watching with my fangs dripping.

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

“Willoughby” is one of the best episodes. The ending haunted me for days....

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

I know what you didn’t have: canned clams.

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

They can’t make a roux in time to toss it into a bag for the drive-thru?

No culinary chops!

OT: love the gifs.

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