After this morning's shocking revelation that Obama made persistently mediocre jobs numbers slightly less mediocre by faking the whole thing, it was time for conservative media to bring their awesome and terrible powers of destruction to bear on the nonpartisan civil servants at the Bureau of Labor Statistics who made bad numbers happen.
Great -- every small-time donor to the Obama campaign gets his or her name posted on the interwebz, so that right-wing nutters can fuck with them ... while billionaires get to make anonymous donations to GOP SuperPACs.
Mittens: &quot;Issa! Where the hell&#039;s Issa? Where the hell&#039;s Bachmann? We need a Congressional investigation of BLS, and we need it <i>now</i>!&quot;
Staffer: &quot;Don&#039;t worry boss -- just tell everyone BLS is full of communist muslims, and that unemployment under Obama continues to be over, say, 27%.
Mittens: [smacks forehead] &quot;Of course! Now fetch me some clean underwear.&quot;
You&#039;d think someone with the skill to coach a &quot;girls&rsquo; high school tennis team in 2010&quot; could&#039;ve pushed those numbers down further and sooner.
Another &quot;math truther&quot; said unemployed Democrats are lying to the survey, claiming to have a job. That can only mean employed Repubicans are also lying, claiming to be out of work to make Bamz look bad. But there are so many employed Repubicans (AOTK) then unemployed anybodies, that unskewing the lies would push the unemployment rate down -- a lot. Your move, foilheads.
The unemployment goes down a little bit and the wingnutz freak out seeing conspiracy in every facet of their tiny little lives. I have a feeling that the only thing that will make them happy if some horrible tragedy were to take place that they can blame on Obama. More deaths the better I suppose.
Before Daimler-Benz was listed on the NYSE, it was generally agreed that the only accurate numbers in any annual report were the year.
Great -- every small-time donor to the Obama campaign gets his or her name posted on the interwebz, so that right-wing nutters can fuck with them ... while billionaires get to make anonymous donations to GOP SuperPACs.
Meanwhile, at Mitten&#039;s HQ...
Mittens: &quot;Issa! Where the hell&#039;s Issa? Where the hell&#039;s Bachmann? We need a Congressional investigation of BLS, and we need it <i>now</i>!&quot;
Staffer: &quot;Don&#039;t worry boss -- just tell everyone BLS is full of communist muslims, and that unemployment under Obama continues to be over, say, 27%.
Mittens: [smacks forehead] &quot;Of course! Now fetch me some clean underwear.&quot;
Reality is so frustrating when you&#039;re only a tourist, not a resident.
You mean girls&#039; high school tennis team that IS CURRENTLY BEING HELD HOSTAGE IN TEHRAN?????
You mean barking carp crazy?
Who chewed off Pedobear&#039;s foot?
Or maybe a nice MLT....mmmmm...with the mutton <b>really</b> lean....
<i>&quot;examining the impact of Obamacare on Healthcare North American Industry Classification System indices.&quot;</i>
Sounds like a nice cushy job. According to Steve Doocy, Obamacare reduces the whole thing to one code: DEAD
You&#039;d think someone with the skill to coach a &quot;girls&rsquo; high school tennis team in 2010&quot; could&#039;ve pushed those numbers down further and sooner.
Another &quot;math truther&quot; said unemployed Democrats are lying to the survey, claiming to have a job. That can only mean employed Repubicans are also lying, claiming to be out of work to make Bamz look bad. But there are so many employed Repubicans (AOTK) then unemployed anybodies, that unskewing the lies would push the unemployment rate down -- a lot. Your move, foilheads.
I&#039;m still waiting for the reports from the Bureau of Labor Lies and the Bureau of Labor Damn, Dirty Lies.
Not $420 bills?
That&#039;s nothing. I hear Obama LIVES with a couple of young girls, one not even in her teens.
Next issue : Watching Paint Peel: Is It For You?
The unemployment goes down a little bit and the wingnutz freak out seeing conspiracy in every facet of their tiny little lives. I have a feeling that the only thing that will make them happy if some horrible tragedy were to take place that they can blame on Obama. More deaths the better I suppose.
I don&#039;t know Chet. We had a lot people remove the &quot;W&quot; key from computer keyboards.