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Wookie Monster's avatar

That’s funny. I picture them in Ted Cruz’s brain.

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MorganHW's avatar

I got the mac book one on my work phone, so for a second I thought--did IT order one for me? When I enquired further, saying I didn't have a mac book, the dude got really frustrated FAST and started demanding to know what sort of smart phone or laptop I had.That's when I was sure.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Very little that takes place in the Washington DC is absolutely necessary.EXCEPT TRUCKER CONVOY!!

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Fuck these Heritage Foundation fucks with the usual rusty chainsaw that is augmented.

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MrPug's avatar

What a hard hitting piece about something that no one was hiding at all, since these are, um, public spaces. What is wrong with these people?

And I was hoping that the handshake would be replaced with a Japanese style bow, but, alas, I think my hopes are being dashed in some recent encounters with people. Seriously, handshaking is just very gross. I have no idea where the hand I'm shaking has been.

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Nalano635's avatar

I've worked in the music world. There's plenty of beauty yes, but holy hell do some directors have egos not otherwise seen outside a F500 CEO suite.

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DLZebub's avatar

Work from home is a perk that can attract better staff, and with renovations, in a lot of cities, these office buildings could convert into apartments, probably charge more in overall rent for the space, and help the housing crunch.

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Non Doctior's avatar

I think numbers in Asia also support this.

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Non Doctior's avatar

As a perfectly cromulent overpaid incompetent manager, I take exception to that remark. I can use all kinds of modern technology (email, text, phone, Teams, Zoom, etc.) to interrupt my team's work for stupid nitpicking. Face to face is so 15 minutes ago.

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Bassohmatic's avatar

I just like their vapors about how the president said something and every other Dem didn't immediately fall in line. What did they expect would happen?

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Clark_Nova's avatar

I've always visualized tumbleweeds blowing by in Schumer's alleged brain.

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Truxpin49's avatar

6 out of 50 and this is a story somehow?

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Truxpin49's avatar

It might now even be that. Maybe a bunch of staffers had kids on spring break or something. Maybe they are spending time at their home state.

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marydn's avatar

I hear you on the handshaking. When i think of the number of people I've seen who don't wash after using the bathroom...shudder.

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Rickyphoo's avatar

I guess it's telling of my mindset that I read the blog title as "Washington Free Bacon".

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Paytheline's avatar

Don't even MAGAnauts need something a little more meaty to get all worked up? Like Mr. Potatohead's genitals? Or Sensible Shoes Green M&M?

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