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Wookie Monster's avatar

That’s funny. I picture them in Ted Cruz’s brain.

MorganHW's avatar

I got the mac book one on my work phone, so for a second I thought--did IT order one for me? When I enquired further, saying I didn't have a mac book, the dude got really frustrated FAST and started demanding to know what sort of smart phone or laptop I had.That's when I was sure.

Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Very little that takes place in the Washington DC is absolutely necessary.EXCEPT TRUCKER CONVOY!!

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Fuck these Heritage Foundation fucks with the usual rusty chainsaw that is augmented.

MrPug's avatar

What a hard hitting piece about something that no one was hiding at all, since these are, um, public spaces. What is wrong with these people?

And I was hoping that the handshake would be replaced with a Japanese style bow, but, alas, I think my hopes are being dashed in some recent encounters with people. Seriously, handshaking is just very gross. I have no idea where the hand I'm shaking has been.

Nalano635's avatar

I've worked in the music world. There's plenty of beauty yes, but holy hell do some directors have egos not otherwise seen outside a F500 CEO suite.

DLZebub's avatar

Work from home is a perk that can attract better staff, and with renovations, in a lot of cities, these office buildings could convert into apartments, probably charge more in overall rent for the space, and help the housing crunch.

Non Doctior's avatar

I think numbers in Asia also support this.

Non Doctior's avatar

As a perfectly cromulent overpaid incompetent manager, I take exception to that remark. I can use all kinds of modern technology (email, text, phone, Teams, Zoom, etc.) to interrupt my team's work for stupid nitpicking. Face to face is so 15 minutes ago.

Bassohmatic's avatar

I just like their vapors about how the president said something and every other Dem didn't immediately fall in line. What did they expect would happen?

Clark_Nova's avatar

I've always visualized tumbleweeds blowing by in Schumer's alleged brain.

Truxpin49's avatar

6 out of 50 and this is a story somehow?

Truxpin49's avatar

It might now even be that. Maybe a bunch of staffers had kids on spring break or something. Maybe they are spending time at their home state.

marydn's avatar

I hear you on the handshaking. When i think of the number of people I've seen who don't wash after using the bathroom...shudder.

Rickyphoo's avatar

I guess it's telling of my mindset that I read the blog title as "Washington Free Bacon".

Paytheline's avatar

Don't even MAGAnauts need something a little more meaty to get all worked up? Like Mr. Potatohead's genitals? Or Sensible Shoes Green M&M?