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I might marry the fiddlehead boutonnieres! They were spectacular!!!

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What, no Hobby Lobby exemption?

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First do no gay, apparently.

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Hey, Killjoy Gray. Is the woman's name Stutzman or Statesman?

Are you guys looking for a copy editor? I'm in the market. Let me know. Thanks.

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$4,500.00 plus interest would make a nice wedding present. LoL

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She can always relocate her business to Arkansas, now that discrimination is allowed.

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Substitute it with "my relationship with the Prophet Mohammed" and see what happens.

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That's what the bakery thought, they are now working out of their kitchen....

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feed me!

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What is the world coming to when gay man won't even make their own floral arrangements?

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Isn't that the Hypocratic Oath?

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"For over 135 years, the Supreme Court of the United States has held that laws may prohibit religiously motivated action, as opposed to belief."

Can someone tell SCOTUS this? Because I don't think that's how they ruled on the Hobby Lobby case.

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I know right? It's like they want to be treated like normals or something.

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KIDS: THE FLORIST HAD EVERY RIGHT TO REJECT THE USE OF NATURAL FLOWERS TO PROMOTE AND UNNATURAL VIOLATION OF NATURE. Homosexuals are not heros. While hardworking middle class parents are forced to work longer hours, for less, their children are bombarded at home with attempts at gay indoctrination by media. From Huffington Post, to Yahoo. to Tango Kindergarten books written by two LGBT boy molestors, the "jamming" attempt goes on. Both Science and God agree that homosexual social disease causes long term psychological, physical and mental damage for life. BE PRO-NORMAL not NORM-PHOBIC.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pediatrician who refused to treat a 6-day-old newborn infant because said infant had two mommies even though Jesus had two dads too and he turned out okay?

And did you hear that said pediatrician pulled an Elvis and actually LEFT THE BUILDING so as to avoid the direct gay-gaze of said lesbian parents upon her holy precious Christian person??

http://www.patheos.com/blog...

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Kind of like well if I only stick the head in its not really fucking

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