Why does the Washington Post #WAR on Easter every year? Why does it forget that Jesus Is the Reason for the Season? We bet they even call it "spring break," like a bunch of fucking pagan Wiccan lesbian abortionists, instead of Jesus Died For Your Sins And On The Third Day He Rose Again Vacation. Well, once again the "wits" at WaPo are mocking not only Jesus, with their stupid "Peep" shows, but also the military, God, the Pope, and America itself. Let's steal some pictures!
Peeps are people?
Easter gives me an excuse to cook a BF ham. Jesus is OK by me even though he's not real.
Paging John Calvin.
Jesus would be spinning in his grave if he hadn't risen from it.
The first alt-text was just ok, but the later ones had me in stitches.
Just wait until the supersized peep plushy hits the market.