Wonkette's Newspaper Furry operative "Dan" sends this disturbing, secret sex picture and writes: "Attached for your pleasure is a digital photograph my girlfriend captured from my balcony. It was taken at this past weekend's 'Fiesta DC' Latino block-party in Mount Pleasant. The dog-thing is apparently the Washington Post's mascot (they have one??) who was getting dressed in a parking spot behind my building." Official furries paying for back-alley blowjobs while on duty: this is what the
I&#039;m confused. Isn&#039;t the punchline &quot;because they <i>can</i>&quot;?!??