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Wonkette operative "Dan G." was checking washingtonpost.com just before midnight, like a sex weirdo, when he saw this mysterious message, possibly from a "computer hacker" or the aliens on their way to Earth to vaporize everyone but Newt Gingrich, which is an example ofextreme space-alien humor. So we took a look at theWashington Post's prize-winning local news portal and saw ... just theWashington Post, possibly with a mild redesign. THIS IS HOW CRAFTY THE TERRORISTS ARE, with their tastefully dull web makeovers. They are probably offering some kind of loss-leader eight-for-one deal on sandwiches, too. WHY DOES IT HATE US?
But then we hadanotherthought. This one -- like all thoughts about the awfulness of theWashington Post-- was about Richard Cohen. Didn't Richard Cohen have some involvement in another recent "WaPo" web debacle? Yes, yes he did. At least according to our unreliable version of events:

Washington Post Hacked By ... Washington Post?
It isn't "Google News," but it just might be "The Buttsecks Prodigy."
Dear Ken,
What do you know about the space aliens that you&#039;re <i>not</i> telling us?
Your friend, etcetera, etcetera