Wonkette operative "Dan G." was checking washingtonpost.com just before midnight, like a sex weirdo, when he saw this mysterious message, possibly from a "computer hacker" or the aliens on their way to Earth to vaporize everyone but Newt Gingrich, which is an example of
WaPo was struck by insight after reading this <a href="http:\/\/ww.onion.com\/articles\/the-white-nation-will-never-resume-its-rightful-pl,20303\/" target="_blank">Onion column.</a>
Ben Stein just figured out another way to fuck Hispanics and Blacks. Richard Cohen&#039;s website offered a secret 5-digit decoder number and it connects to Billy Mays Hays. It&rsquo;s the Oxiclean quotient.
It isn&#039;t &quot;Google News,&quot; but it just might be &quot;The Buttsecks Prodigy.&quot;
Dear Ken,
What do you know about the space aliens that you&#039;re <i>not</i> telling us?
Your friend, etcetera, etcetera
i wish i had more &#039;p&#039; authority for both of you.
i was so happy to see an article not about newt gingrich but then there was more newt gingrich.
Ken, who is &#039;B&#039; and will he really save us all from our modern contraptions?
Internet Explorer 2.07? Seriously?
No. Not.
Yeah, well, Newt does that now so no net loss.
WaPo was struck by insight after reading this <a href="http:\/\/ww.onion.com\/articles\/the-white-nation-will-never-resume-its-rightful-pl,20303\/" target="_blank">Onion column.</a>
Ben Stein just figured out another way to fuck Hispanics and Blacks. Richard Cohen&#039;s website offered a secret 5-digit decoder number and it connects to Billy Mays Hays. It&rsquo;s the Oxiclean quotient.