Continuing its long-standing tradition of being terrible about everything, the Washington Post today lit up the online world with an editorial (surprisingly not written by Richard Cohen or George Will) informing all the ladies that they would be so much better off if they would stop just slutting around like a bunch of slutty sluts and get married to their baby daddies.
I dated a Cuban woman whose mother referred to sex as "la cosa mala de la vida," -- the bad thing in life. Fortunately, she had more enlightened views.
An apple and a baseball are round, therefore both are edible.
That's the level of logic we're working with here. There is no real way to respond to it beyond "Were you born stupid, or did you have to develop a talent for it?"
So, the bottom line is women need to fix this problem? Because teaching men to own and fix the issues of their own violent inclinations towards women is sooooo hard? Seems kinda nanny-state-ish to me.
...or the Duggars.
<i>unmarried woman taking lovers beater</i>
so I goggled that and GOT NOTHING! you have clearly broken the internets with your feminazi, liberul thinking. way to go.
I dated a Cuban woman whose mother referred to sex as &quot;la cosa mala de la vida,&quot; -- the bad thing in life. Fortunately, she had more enlightened views.
Perhaps that&#039;s meta? Clumsy meta.
Nailed that.
An apple and a baseball are round, therefore both are edible.
That&#039;s the level of logic we&#039;re working with here. There is no real way to respond to it beyond &quot;Were you born stupid, or did you have to develop a talent for it?&quot;
The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is with a dad with a shotgun?
Worst. Beyonc&eacute; song. Ever.
So, the bottom line is women need to fix this problem? Because teaching men to own and fix the issues of their own violent inclinations towards women is sooooo hard? Seems kinda nanny-state-ish to me.
Hoodies for girls? That will make them thugs, duh.
Or some Cuban-American households in Miami.
And <a href="http:\/\/happynicetimepeople.com\/creepy-dads-virginal-daughters\/" target="_blank">Purity Balls</a> wouldn&#039;t hurt, neither!
POINT: Stop taking lovers and get married.
COUNTERPOINT: <i>One of these days, Alice, one of these days. Pow! Right in the kisser! Bang! Zoom! To the moon, Alice, to the moon! </i>
Perhaps assholes like Elliot Rodger are the ones who should not leave their homes.
I&#039;d be happy to set you up with this very special lady. Her name is Sybil.
The sober ones do. Sometimes the drunk ones forget to.