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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

those drag kings are indeed well endowed...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

What is the sound of one villager fapping?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

since Howie Kurtz said it was

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the other 9999 monkeys are picking up his slack

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The cult of false equivalence strikes again...

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

A strange thing happens when he corresponds with David Brooks. I think it's how they rejuvenate.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

but he sure wishes he did

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

He could ask Richard Cohen to tut tut the rumors! That would surely do the trick.

PROBLEM SOLVED

fuflans's avatar

i kinda see romney as more of a lepidus:

<i>This is a slight unmeritable man,Meet to be sent on errands</i>

especially since that's what he was doing today.

fuflans's avatar

fine word 'quisling'.

Paul MacDonald's avatar

Also Harry Reid is not funny. And Richard Cohen knows funny.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

poor little villager haz teh sads...

Vienna Woods's avatar

Here's my question for Mitt Rmoney: You knew since, like, 2002 that you wanted to run for Prez. You knew that Presidential candidates release their tax returns for a bunch of years, because YOUR DAD STARTED IT. You are obscenely wealthy, and can afford to pay taxes and still keep all your houses and the fucking dancing horses. So why the hell didn't you decide to start paying taxes like you should , since that was the price of becoming president, which you appear to want to be? Instead of being such a fucking douche about it?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Glenn Kessler will have to give you four Pinocchios for that comment

schmannity's avatar

Reid: Journalist comments on unsubstatiated rumor, pushing story into next news cycle. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.