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After reading the alt.text on that picture - is it better to slap the Robin or spank the Monkey?

PS: It wasn't a slap - it was a beauty treatment. It does, however, give Wonkette a chance to post another "Airplane!" clip.

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It's amazing. No true American is allowed to say that the USA has any faults, or has ever done anything wrong. Unless his last name is Romney.

Can we just emphasize here, for readers in other countries, that most Americans consider positions like that to be <i>delusional?</i>

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CK:

Remember when Condi Rice made that slip o' the tounge?

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Hotter than a $2 pistol.

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And a million golden memories.

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In a dusty kind of a way.

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No, Silverman's hot.

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To be fair, Jennifer Rubin finds the use of Velcro a challenge - and confusing.

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And often - for reasons I simply will never understand - a very short haircut. It doesn't really help.

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Modesty forbids.

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Being Romney means never having to say he's sorry.

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I'm sorry Romney is an asshole.

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WITH VOTES!

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It's fun to apologize for America while maintaining a personal drone kill list.

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I can't believe these fucking drooling morons with absolutely nothing whatsoever of interest or any semblance of intelligence get paid to write this shit. I can't fucking believe it!

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