She thought her question was maybe "too motherly." Washington state Rep. Mary Dye sounds just like our mommy, and your mommy, and all of U.S. America's mommy. She makes apple pie and gives good advice and leans in real close and says things like, "HEY CHAMP. GETTIN' BONED ON THE REGULAR?" Oh mommy, stop, you're embarrassing us!
That's the problem. Republicans care TOO much. This woman was just being a mother and as a mother, she has a responsibility to crotch-check her children. God knows what could find its way up little Sally's hoo-hah if she wasn't there to protect her.
You have to know Rep. Dye is telling the truth, because God knows, nothing's been up her own hole of shame since she last procreated, and nothing will be going up there anytime soon.
Pretty sure the future tense is "will Gamride"
She's from Garfield County?Shouldn't she be asking about lasagna and hating Mondays?
Mother Mary, Mother of Jesus, are you a virgin?
"Yes."
So let me get this straight, your son didn't come from sex. You were raped by God?
"Yes"http://p.fod4.com/p/media/4...
"Whaddya mean No? Just make something up, I'm nearly therrrrrrraaahhhhhhh OH GOD. OH GOD OH GAWWWWWWD!"
"Well, YOU obviously aren't a virgin. You look just like the tramp in that Internet Pornography my husband was defiling himself to!"
Gamrote is the past participle: gamrat, gamratted, have gamrote.
THOSE AREN'T BREAD BAGS!!
That's the problem. Republicans care TOO much. This woman was just being a mother and as a mother, she has a responsibility to crotch-check her children. God knows what could find its way up little Sally's hoo-hah if she wasn't there to protect her.
You have to know Rep. Dye is telling the truth, because God knows, nothing's been up her own hole of shame since she last procreated, and nothing will be going up there anytime soon.
Image confuses me. I'd think the GOP is all about wire hangers. #abortionhumor
After reading this story and saying to himself, "they can do that?" Josh Duggar immediately files paperwork to run for office...
I just want to say, you're on fire today. Thank you.
what with the whole Lida and the Swan thing and such like all you can say is gods will be gods, we will always be fucked by them
*purrs*
It's caused by vaccines...
Nothing amuses me more than an adult with a repressed cock-addiction going into full-blown penis panic.
She's just squeezing very tightly on that aspirin between her knees.