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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Untrue!The leprechauns are wearing dirndl skirts, not lederhosen!

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Not all of them.- Havelock Vetinari

theblackdog's avatar

Not true, I tended to vote for Democrats in the general while my registration was independent. I did switch eventually because I moved to Maryland and it is so heavily democrat that primaries tend to decide which candidate will hold office rather than the general.

theblackdog's avatar

But...but, BernieBros keep telling me that Bernie isn't like those other politicians who are just there to win, that he actually cares! What am I supposed to believe now?!

theblackdog's avatar

Except for the part where caucuses are usually held in the evening and require a commitment of several hours, which tends to affect minorities disproportionately if they are night shift workers, have multiple jobs, kids and cannot find a sitter, or use things like public transportation that stops running before the caucus is over. Oh and theres no other option to have their voice heard except to show up to the goddamned caucus

But please, do go on about how caucuses create fair representation.

Tina somewhere in WA's avatar

I voted in the Washington Caucus for Bernie, but Clinton in the nothing-burger Primary. I thought about voting for Cruz, just because. But I couldn't make myself do it. And Wurman is right, the Repugnants have put up fake dems in our primaries to try and screw us. They luckily haven't succeeded.

theblackdog's avatar

So on a Friday at 4 PM

SterWonk's avatar

... "in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard.'"

Frank Underboob's avatar

On Sunday night, John Oliver covered the insanity that is the completely superfluous Washington Dem primary, & mocked it mercilessly. Those of you who haven't already watched it should look for it on YouBoob.

Frank Underboob's avatar

But neither side can win the WA primary.

Frank Underboob's avatar

Seriously? Instead of voting for policies, you vote based on whether someone's supporters hurt your fee-fees? That's pretty childish. https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Frank Underboob's avatar

Uh. You know that Sanders won Washington by about 72%, & got all the delegates, right?

Plushinobi's avatar

Me too. Also, I didn't want to waste a stamp.

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Yep, we had a dance party and discussed it.