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The Department of Mattress Urination is there for YOU! "Wee the people" is not just a hollow motto.

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Yeah, the whole NOT skinning a moose in the room shows a little weakness on the Freedom front.

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"Would you like to add the room insurance, sir? It covers all smudges, puddles, pools and logs, up to 3 inches in diameter."

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Well, the bedbug remediation bid from the exterminator was a lot more, so they just calculated the difference.

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oh that's just delightful.

a waiter.

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sitka vs wasilla.

this is kinda like greece vs sparta.

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Fat drunk and Alaskan is no way to go through life, son.

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Somehow, Duh Guv'Nor's children are going to get blamed for all this.

Brood Libel.

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"Sarah Palin’s brainless gaggle of relatives, offspring and offspring baby daddies do not have the entire monopoly on foolish drunken mayhem in Wasilla, but if you extend that network to cover Sarah Palin’s former employees, yeah, that’s still pretty much it."

Wouldn't that pretty much be the entire population of Wasilla?

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Sounds like Bristol is cutting back on the quality of the feedstock at her Arizona meth lab.

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It wasn't a real Wasilla City Council party unless there was some poop smeared on the walls.

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