Sorry, Barack Nobummer, but the SECRET is OUT. Vice has been approached by some super-not-shady Romanian who totally exists and who transferred to video this Super 8 film (which was invented in 1965) shot by Barack Obama's fake father, Barack Obama Sr., of you as a giant two-year-old baby being born in Kenya. (In 1961, people were always totally filming vaginal births, on their uninvented Super 8.) But there are some who might unaccountably STILL try to "debunk" this obvious proof with stupid questions, like why do you weigh 23 pounds and came out of your mom's vagina with your eyes open, holding your head up and looking around, reading at a second-grade level and riding a bike? The Romanian explains it is because Kenyan babies are just gigantic, everyone knows that, but is it because you are actually Damian and Rosemary's Baby and stuff? (PROBABLY.) And why is your mom, Ann Dunham, listed as "Ann Dunham" in her hospital chart (with
My first-born came out with way more hair than the pictured kid. Of course, at just over eight pounds, he was also about as big as pictured-kid's head.
Very true, many a black child is born looking like Lena Horne, only to darken to a more Oprah-ish shade after a few weeks.
Is that what you have to do? Gross. Now I know why repubs hate all that nasty lady business related science. Storks are so much less complicated!
...considering that this kid is easily in his 12th trimester, I think the the Republicans may be right about birth beginning at conception!
When it did come out, however, its immediate popularity among Kenyan natives is beyond dispute.
Obama was a big baby then, and still is.
LibCurmudgeon, the comments on here trying to 'prove' this video is a fake are the same people naive enough to vote for Hillary in 2016.
Whose f ing baby is that? Obviously someone who was doing some F ing.
well i'm voting for romney now.
There's no way this could have been made as serious attempt at a fake. Really?
All I remember is watching a Eurythmics concert on the teevee. (it was 1990)
So it's a fake fake film?
Doesn&#039;t that mean it&#039;s... dun dun DUHHH <em>real</em>?
My first-born came out with way more hair than the pictured kid. Of course, at just over eight pounds, he was also about as big as pictured-kid&#039;s head.
Don&#039;t you guys listen to FOX? Kenyans are too sneaky to be so obvious. Everyone would expect them to use the Islamic calendar.
But not as heavy as that &quot;newborn&quot;.
Poor audio...
That&#039;s the kind of post-Halloween creepiness I live for, though. If he had a heart he&#039;s just concede now and make my weekend great.