Welcome to yr Wonkette's new regular feature (and by "regular" we mean, of course, when we feel like it and only until we get bored of it or drunk or both) on your 113th Congress - already on track to be the do-nothingest Congress RIGHT OUT THE GATE. Recall, if you will, that the 112th Congress closed out by
What? No legislation yet regarding other super important Jeebus issues, like: + aborted-fetal-babies + lady-naughty-parts-sexytime + rapey-buttsecks-ghey-agenda + prayer-commandments-god-creation + guns for everyone everywhere + war-freedom against muslins sharia commies
Frankly they's a bit slow outa the gate. But my faith in their incredible stupid is unwavering.
Texas' lege meets only every other year and they're about to start their 83th session. Maybe the national congress should adopt that schedule. Look how well it worked out for Texas!
needs more exploding toilets.
What? No legislation yet regarding other super important Jeebus issues, like: + aborted-fetal-babies + lady-naughty-parts-sexytime + rapey-buttsecks-ghey-agenda + prayer-commandments-god-creation + guns for everyone everywhere + war-freedom against muslins sharia commies
Frankly they's a bit slow outa the gate. But my faith in their incredible stupid is unwavering.
With formaldehyde in the insulation.
Is baby House Speaker sleeping through the night yet or is he still up and crying?
65% now have an unfavorable view of the Republican Party. Keep up the good work, Boehner-Head and Crazy Eyes.
Texas' lege meets only every other year and they're about to start their 83th session. Maybe the national congress should adopt that schedule. Look how well it worked out for Texas!
All the while proclaiming it is NOT about slavery, it is about States' Rights.