Hook 'em horns ... OR SATAN??? When we heard that Elizabeth Warren and Hillary Clinton were finally campaigning together (and in matching outfits! BY ACCIDENT!) in Ohio, we said, "hmmmm, could that be something Wonkers would like to watch and fap to, together???" And then we watched it, and the answer was yes! So grab your tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, and put your penis in it, because it is time for all good Americans to come together, masturbatorily.
Sure I have, but I hang out mostly with women, and I never heard of women masturbating in groups. I lived in a coed dorm in college, and the basement floor was all men, and I was told many times that this was a common activity down there. The only thing we did in groups on the women's floors was smoke pot. Ah, those were the days. . . I can smell the incense now, 40 years later. . .
Hillary is pretty. I am so used to seeing all the gawdawful pictures people like to circulate of her that I never really thought about it, but my 9 year old, who has become a Hillary fangirl over the last year or so, and who hasn't heard 25 years of rightwing Hillary spin, always mentions how pretty Hillary is.
Better than that, even, she's brilliant and badass. As is Liz Warren. I know all the practical reasons why people say that Liz shouldn't be the VP pick, but seeing them together really, really makes me want a Clinton/Warren ticket.
Not sure. . . I don't eat jelly. A denture cup is shallow and wide, just the size of a pair of dentures. Jelly jar would be narrower and slightly taller. But the point of the denture cup is it can be seen as kind of tacky, something elderly people keep by their bedside. Both my parents did this. To keep his balls in a denture jar would be sort of ridiculous, which would please me.
I was the youngest, so I never got to use either kind of torture. But I think the answer depends on the degree of both. My brother was good at mental torture, but he was much better at physical torture. If I had to choose, I'd pick mental torture rather than being hospitalized with a cracked skull and broken arm because he pushed me down the stairs.
see, i would have been a statistic, cause my mom would have killed me outright. had me cuffed and stuffed and off to juvie at the least. i just didn't let her play with me and my friends. i 'll say sorry, and i didn't even do it.
I make a lot of jelly! I have jelly jars that hold about 3 oz. but I see where you are going with the denture jar. Tacky! Begins with a T and sounds like Trump.
Yep, my 6 year old boy always talks about how pretty she is too. I think it's just in response to his mommy always swooning over our beloved Kenyan overlord
How about a denture cup?
Sure I have, but I hang out mostly with women, and I never heard of women masturbating in groups. I lived in a coed dorm in college, and the basement floor was all men, and I was told many times that this was a common activity down there. The only thing we did in groups on the women's floors was smoke pot. Ah, those were the days. . . I can smell the incense now, 40 years later. . .
Good one.
Not to mention Hillz is now a grandma!!
Should I even bother finding out what an Ulysses orgasm is?
Hillary is pretty. I am so used to seeing all the gawdawful pictures people like to circulate of her that I never really thought about it, but my 9 year old, who has become a Hillary fangirl over the last year or so, and who hasn't heard 25 years of rightwing Hillary spin, always mentions how pretty Hillary is.
Better than that, even, she's brilliant and badass. As is Liz Warren. I know all the practical reasons why people say that Liz shouldn't be the VP pick, but seeing them together really, really makes me want a Clinton/Warren ticket.
didn't your mother tell you little boys are nasty. more proof that girls are smarter.
With our blue pantsuits combined we will become the world's most powerful profession woman robot. Form VOTETRON!
Yes, in fact, she told me that many times. I had no doubt she was right because my brother kept trying to kill me.
Is that smaller than a jelly jar?
Not sure. . . I don't eat jelly. A denture cup is shallow and wide, just the size of a pair of dentures. Jelly jar would be narrower and slightly taller. But the point of the denture cup is it can be seen as kind of tacky, something elderly people keep by their bedside. Both my parents did this. To keep his balls in a denture jar would be sort of ridiculous, which would please me.
i never tried to kill my little sister. my mother would do worse to me. i never even hit her. mental torture is more satisfying, don't you think?
I was the youngest, so I never got to use either kind of torture. But I think the answer depends on the degree of both. My brother was good at mental torture, but he was much better at physical torture. If I had to choose, I'd pick mental torture rather than being hospitalized with a cracked skull and broken arm because he pushed me down the stairs.
see, i would have been a statistic, cause my mom would have killed me outright. had me cuffed and stuffed and off to juvie at the least. i just didn't let her play with me and my friends. i 'll say sorry, and i didn't even do it.
I make a lot of jelly! I have jelly jars that hold about 3 oz. but I see where you are going with the denture jar. Tacky! Begins with a T and sounds like Trump.
Yep, my 6 year old boy always talks about how pretty she is too. I think it's just in response to his mommy always swooning over our beloved Kenyan overlord