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Evil Dr Päntsdrunk's avatar

Liz knows what great data are

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Frank Underboob's avatar

Why the hell can't we have her running instead of Clinton, goddamnit?(Yeah, I know, finance, etc, etc, just let me have my dreams, okay?)

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Eventually that method is going to lead to a bloated redneck in coveralls(and nothing else) bellowing "Big gummit" and "go back to Mexico!" in between big slugs from a bottle of Ten High.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Because the president doesn't get to hang out in the senate and eat Wall Street's lunch! That's half the reason I don't mind if Bernie isn't nominated, He will be in the Senate with Warren. The other half is because I don't believe that Clinton is Vlad Dracul in sensible shoes.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Kim Davis's current hubby might be available - and happy to get away for a spell.

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paul helssom's avatar

Because she doesn't want the job. We can't just enslave the good ones and make them do our bidding.

Yet...

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Frank Underboob's avatar

You left out the obligatory Mwahahahaha!

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Jeebus, why is she not our Presidential candidate?

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

Why would it? He and his buddies got theirs...

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essbird's avatar

Prep H would probably make him feel better.

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Mintie's avatar

Only because the last time someone tried that Our Lizzie replied in scathing tones, using polysyllabic banking jargon they kept having to look up. Lawyers generally recommend not making yourself look stupid when trying to make other people look stupid. It's kinda their thing.

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dshwa's avatar

To be fair, pretty much everything is better than Cats!

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Gramma Dok, can you please come over right away? Mom and Dad are fighting again, and I'm scared!

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therblig's avatar

on top of everything else to love about elizabeth warren, she uses the word "data" correctly as plural. swoon!

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TheoLib's avatar

We enjoyed watching Chanin squirm.He didn't squirm enough. Warren was masterful, but it doesn't make any difference to the Republicans in this country.

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

IK,R? My GF at the time liked it. She's is now long-time ex-GF. Coincidence? And I still want my money back, 20+ years later.

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