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regular-8 . . . wound on a cartridge like an 8-track tape . . . used to be used in the projectors for xxx peep show booths.

[ no, i will not tell you how i know this ]

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LESS WHISKEY! . . . MORE SOBBING!

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Yes! Back to prayer, faith-healing, and laying-on of hands! Medicine is the work of the devil!

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"I know you're used to 16 or more. Sorry, we only have 8."--Steely Dan

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Boehner's New Year's resolution: "More tanning! Less sobbing! Drinks for all you guys, except you Tea Party fuckers. You dicks can all go fuck yourselves."

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Hey, no fair! I'm not getting laid, and I'm not Republican., and more power to you.

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The rent is too high, you 19th century cracker!

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next up in crazy ass comparisons...Caligula?

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LOL!

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That isn't a real babby is it?

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So much hate and so few targets. The Tea Party is like a stage 5 malignancy.

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Yup. Born just downstream from a Koch Bros chemical plant.

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And a lot of those who are against abortion are against contraceptives also, too.

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History books, right?

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And Rand Paul will claim he wrote it.

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I think that smoke is patented as "Lucas Smoke".

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