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willi0000000's avatar

regular-8 . . . wound on a cartridge like an 8-track tape . . . used to be used in the projectors for xxx peep show booths.

[ no, i will not tell you how i know this ]

willi0000000's avatar

LESS WHISKEY! . . . MORE SOBBING!

lurch394's avatar

Yes! Back to prayer, faith-healing, and laying-on of hands! Medicine is the work of the devil!

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"I know you're used to 16 or more. Sorry, we only have 8."--Steely Dan

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Boehner's New Year's resolution: "More tanning! Less sobbing! Drinks for all you guys, except you Tea Party fuckers. You dicks can all go fuck yourselves."

John Smith's avatar

Hey, no fair! I'm not getting laid, and I'm not Republican., and more power to you.

John Smith's avatar

The rent is too high, you 19th century cracker!

TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

next up in crazy ass comparisons...Caligula?

A Bashful Nobody's avatar

That isn't a real babby is it?

Thomas Mc's avatar

So much hate and so few targets. The Tea Party is like a stage 5 malignancy.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Yup. Born just downstream from a Koch Bros chemical plant.

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And a lot of those who are against abortion are against contraceptives also, too.

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History books, right?

kbbaldwin2's avatar

And Rand Paul will claim he wrote it.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

I think that smoke is patented as "Lucas Smoke".