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Mah dawg died this morning Mah truck done lost its muffler Mah wife she's a cheatin' But at least I'm not Steve Doocey.

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Works for me. Ooh, ooh, how about an adaptation of Nine Inch Nails' "Hurt"?

I... burned myself today... because I didn't know... fire was really hot...

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So the "Jackass" and "Assholes" shows have merged now?

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It's nice to know that these guys are EXACTLY as dumb as I always imagined.

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They need Drunk Frat Guy from the other day out there. On the block of ice.

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When I was a stoopid youth in Texas, we used to 'tease' people by telling them to hold their tongue and say 'I am so we todd did' and then laugh hilariously at them.

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Oh, that was wonderful. Thank you, wonketteer Jgb979, for posting a link to this fine post in today's Wonkette post on yet another Fox n Friends "today without facts!" article.

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Don't forget planning and thinking ahead.

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I think there could be a country song written about this episode.

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NO

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Special Needs Adults Host Faux Talk Show

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Perhaps, though somehow they don't seem to have gotten any smarter in the last couple of years.

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They've just been invited to host a masters science class at Liberty University.

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It's funny because it's true.

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