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fuflans's avatar

that one lady should be on 'american horror story' and not in the cool jessica lange way.

Vienna Woods's avatar

What a very....white....crowd.

bobbert's avatar

Well, gee, the first one is pretty accurate, for the standardized teabag value of "presidential" == white.

Vienna Woods's avatar

That is why I stopped reading fantasy series a long time ago (until Game of Thrones). Most of it was just bullshit, and not even good bullshit.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

You gotta counter with a hahdookeeen! Either that or front flip over the energy ball and kick him in the back of the head.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Obama, Obamb, Obamc ...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Who's the genius who figured out that the moron demographic was big enough to be worth the attention of the GOP? Because they sure as hell have got a lock on it. (And you thought blacks were solid for Obama!)

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

The BUDDHISTS! I knew they were up to something, ever since that Keanu Reeves movie!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The state with the 85 mph speed limit, AND resistance against limits on the Constitutional right to text while driving. What could possibly go wrong?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Smith's invisible hand isn't working very well ... it's time to give Darwin's invisible fist a shot.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Something tells me there was no MENSA booth at that rally.

schmannity's avatar

It's nice to know as a Floridian that another state full of dumbasses is playing a pivotal role in the selection of the president.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"HOW CAN A PERSON BE MUSLIM AND ATHEIST AND GO TO CHURCH?"

They dig multiple wives and covered dish dinners? I guess that could include Mormons for that matter...ooops.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

If a teabagger loses his shit and there isn't a live mic nearby, does he still make a sound?