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Don't dox me bro's avatar

Male GOP is a motley assortment of squishy nutsacks and weird, misshapen, flaccid micropeens.

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Rick Jacobs's avatar

These republicans are such tiny people.

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Marycat2021's avatar

What bothers me is that Self is one of many - his constituents obviously find his juvenile bullshit, and his utter bigoted hatefulness, acceptable if not laudable. And typical of cowards, instead of apologizing he doubles down by quoting his equally deplorable colleagues and fellows. Slimeballs like Self proudly display their pathetic passive aggressive little gestures because they love the attention they get from other shitweasels like themselves.

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Lynn Veit's avatar

IMO, he's equal parts attention whore and hateful bully. It would have been so incredibly EASY to simply introduce McBride properly and get on with the business at hand with no fuss and no brouhaha, but noooooooooo, Self wasn't having it. Where's the glory and recognition in that, when you can up your game by openly mocking your trans colleague for no other reason than because you can, and then rage-tweeting all day about this horrible person who had the balls to shut you down. Bring on the brouhaha, get your name out there, garner all those reptilian-snouted congrats and back-slaps, and wallow in their words of affronted commiseration at how this horrible trans man had the unmitigated gall to DISRESPECT YOUR HE-MAN PERSONA. HORRORS!!!

And also, no MAGAGOP bully worth his salt is going to waste any opportunity to sneak in a cutting remark or a slur at a target, especially in public. People like him love to humiliate those they don't like in front of other people. They get off on watching the shocked expressions and the embarrassed discomfiture as they watch their targets pause to collect their thoughts and get back on track, all the while thinking to themselves that hey, they really showed 'em!

Except this time, the target expertly hit the slur ball right back into his court. And He-Man Master of the Universe spent the rest of the day in a very public meltdown, squealing like a stuck pig.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

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Jeanne Norris Neal's avatar

She was magnificent and our boy, Bill did Massachusetts proud again. I've been asking him to introduce a bill to prohibit those with no balls ( Keith Self) out of Men's Rooms and those who act like dicks and pricks (Mace, Taylor Greene and Boebert) for example our of Women's Rooms.

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Christine's avatar

Ah, yes. The party of Christ, treating all people with dignity.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Sarah McBride is a Certified Badass! Self is a self-righteous POS.

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Doloras LaPicho's avatar

Wait, I thought Sarah MacBride was cancelled for not having fought hard enough on the Congressional bathrooms thing?

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

“Mr. Chairman, have you no decency?”

Is this even a question anymore? Republicans have no decency.

Honestly, what does it cost people to treat others with the same decency they’d want to be treated with? Did MAGAt Jesus repeal the Golden Rule?

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Christine's avatar

When I was a little girl, my mom taught me that it costs nothing to be kind!

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

That's what I had thought, too.

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Bill Brouillard's avatar

Texas- you know, where all the tough guys with guns stood around for over an hour while ONE psycho slaughtered a bunch of kids in a school. Don’t Mess With Texas…..really scary stuff. Cowards and frauds.

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Nicky's avatar

It was a perfect response from Ms. Mcbride!

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Merrill Frank's avatar

I’d love to see Representative Selfs browser history. It could be a uh, self own.

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

She did the perfectly right thing: "Thank you Madam Chair." 🥰 Perfection! 🫡

The defense on her behalf was perfect, too, tho I expected him to double down by adding "Have you no shame?" 🙇‍♂️

And that prissy response from that douchecanoe extraordinaire was par for the course with these Nazi monsters. 😤🤯🤮 Godz below I hate them fuckers.

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carovee's avatar

TBF, this is the second time that a white male colleague has come to McBride's defense. But where are the REST of the democrats?

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Marycat2021's avatar

Cowering in their gender-assigned bathrooms, I would guess. Some of them seem to have been hiding there since Jan 20.

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carovee's avatar

Someone compared elected Democrats to the Uvalde police. That person was right.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

"We said treat all Republicans as Nazis and Nazi collaborators until further notice, AKA forever." I've been making the case for this since I first voted. Stormtrumpers have merely stripped away the last bit of attempted camouflage.

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carovee's avatar

Can someone explain to me what the hell is happening in the Democratic Party leadership? Trump barely won the majority and a significant number of them are having second thoughts. The democratic voters and "the I couldn't bother to" voters are begging them to do something. We are giving them carte blanch to throw off decorum and get down and dirty. And ... crickets? Except for a few brave lights in the party it's been super disappointing watching them throw this golden opportunity down the toilet.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

They’re adhering to the old rules of decorum even though it’s abundantly clear republicans have pissed all over them. Hakeem Jeffries in particular needs to step it up if he hopes to be speaker one day. Otherwise, his entire caucus is going to pass him by.

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carovee's avatar

I don't get it. It seems like we live in one world and they live in another. Is the Democratic leadership stuck watching FOX news?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If we retake the House in '26, the last thing I want is Speaker Jeffries.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

They are hiding in their bunkers, foolishly thinking Trumpism will be gone in four years so if they can lay low and keep their jobs everything will be ok by 2028.

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Lynn Veit's avatar

We sent them there to fucking FIGHT, not hide behind the furniture every time a rethug throws decorum and decency out the window. The MAGA rethugs have turned congressional procedures into a shitshow food fight, and instead of giving as good as they get, the Dems are worried about getting their clothes splattered.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Amen.

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carovee's avatar

They are idiots. We can't wait until 2026 much less 2028.

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belfryo's avatar

"“Thank you, Madam Chair,” she replied, without missing a beat, to the Republican chair-MAN of her committee."

fuggin' CHEF'S KISS!!!!

LOL! She already had that one in the chamber with HIS name etched on it

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Lynn Veit's avatar

Locked and loaded.

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