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"Experienced prosector?" Dude makes Doogie Howser look like an old man.

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Tower of Power! Bump City!

Here's a great song for Mr. Obama's campaign events: "Don't Change Horses in the Middle of the Stream!"

Meanwhile, that dude should just stop trying to cut his own hair with a weedwhacker.

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Crazy Older Man: Sen John Cornyn on PBS Newshour just said employers would drop insurance for employees and pay the fine if it was cheaper.

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I just read on the internet that Trey Gowdy is gay.

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Oh, <i>well played</i>, Sir! Stirling, spot-on reference analogy.

Hell, even the Russian judge has you in 5plus territory.

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I caught part of his show and he was going on about how the burden is on the states which are broke, etc. The Medicaid portion is paid for by the feds 100% for 3 years (I think) and then 90% thereafter. Now Bill McCollum is on talking about how this will ruin Medicare. Jeebus, whatever crap they say will be believed wholesale by their followers so even those who benefit enormously won't believe it isn't horrible. A la 'keep your government hands off my Medicare/Social Security'.

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I swear, the reality show model (low production costs, high viewership) has ruined what little quality television there is out there. Even MTV-style editing such as quickly speeding the video so the person is almost running has been adopted by PBS shows as well as super quick cuts, idiotic setups, OH FUCK IT!

Time to grab that historic artifact known as a <b>book.</b>

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I'm picturing Mulder looking at Scully, thumbing at teh Donald, with a <i>WTF's with this guy</i> look on his face.

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Fast and Furious? No...Slow and Silly.

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I can't wait to hear this guy's reaction to the Chief Justice Roberts Blackmail Scandal.

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Here's to hoping "Corncob McNascar" will be someone's username by the end of the week.

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"MADNESS?!? THIS...IS...SPARTA(NBURG)!!!"

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Trey Gowdy sounds like a pretty gay name to me. I don't have any evidence but now it's out there.

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"Cornhole".

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I hope all your little ones are recovering well.

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Who's there?

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